ABOVE: Signed, unsealed, delivered — he could be yours.

BELOW: Family tube, Trump can't handle Biden's @truth, NeNe Leakes thrashes Andy Cohen and Wendy Williams, and more ...

I have a promo poster of this. Now what the fuck do I do with it?! (Image by Herb Ritts for Moda)

This has been developing for some time, but Madonna's ex, the model and sometimes actor Tony Ward, is now fully devoted to the QAnon conspiracy theory, posting about imaginary child-sex cults, decrying COVID-19 as a hoax and more.

ABOVE: Love his trunks.

BELOW: Keep reading for Lil Nas X on coming out (and on his past as an Internet troll), Trump's rained-out July 4th (and his blunder of historical proportions), how a gay biz handled an anti-gay note from a concerned citizen and more ...

ABOVE: The co-op wouldn't allow the wreath on the front door, so ...

BELOW: Keep reading for a show-off who's got plenty to show off, vintage gayness, a bag filled with 30+ human pensies and more ...

For some reason, I see a lot of Sassy Gay Republican's tweets; probably it's because he is against everything I'm for (except maybe anal sex), so he turns up frequently in searches. Also, a gay guy who goes against the gay norm politically gets retweeted a lot by anti-gay accounts.

He's virulently anti-Obamacare and anti-single payer. He has tweeted about being young and healthy, so why should he pay for all the sick and dying?

Now, he's the one who's in one of those camps — and he wants his fans to bail his ass out. Kinda like a handout ...

... but we'd prefer it if she simply took a stab at her wrists.

Ann Coulter, who — have you heard? — is human garbage, sank to another new low, tweeting heartlessly about Hurricane Harvey in such a way that slams the LGBTQ community and also climate change.

Because all these massive hurricanes are just happening for no reason, y'know? Read her tweet ...

Gay love — no longer In the Dark (Video still via Ryan Beene)

Outsports: Gay NCAA jock Ryan Beene shoots gay-themed film In the Dark for under $300!

DListed: This is your brainless on anal sex.

Gigi Engle wrote about anal sex for Teen Vogue ... and some moms lost their sh*t. (Image via Teen Vogue)

BuzzFeed: Is R. Kelly holding young women against their will in a cult-like setting, sexually abusing them?

Huff Post: Ann Coulter went all white privilege on Delta's ass over a seating mix-up ... and Delta told her off.

@AnnCoulter Additionally, your insults about our other customers and employees are unacceptable and unnecessary.

— Delta (@Delta) July 16, 2017 

Kenneth in the (212): Henry Cavill looked sharp at Wimbledon.

This queen says it all about Trump voters, “I really don't care.” (Video still via CNN)

Joe.My.God.: This Florida-based drag queen is upset that he's been blackballed from performing for being pro-Trump. Keep reading to hear him talk in circles ...

(GIF via CBS)

Via AOL: I'm not sure what is more revolting — the image of Ann Coulter and Jimmie Walker dating, or the news from famed liberal producer Norman Lear that Coulter, as a dinnermate, was “a dreamy, delicious, sweet person.”

Lear, so close to 100 he couldn't give two fucks about breaking confidences, confirms all:

When reflecting on the iconic CBS hit Good Times, which Lear produced, Barris called Walker's character on the show, J.J., a “phenomenon,” to which Lear replied that he “knew that role could make him a star.”

And then, he let it slip.

“I love him,” he continued. “He's a wonderful guy, but I'll tell you something about him that'll astound you: He dates Ann Coulter.”

“No,” Barris replied in shock. “No!”

“I've sat with [them] for an entire evening,” Lear went on before revealing that the pair has been dating “for some time.”

“I am as serious as I can be, and I spent an evening at the same table with them, so I know,” Lear said with a laugh. “As we're driving to the dinner, I said, 'Ann Coulter will be at the table.' [And my wife] said, 'I can't sit at the table with Ann Coulter, I will not sit at the table with Ann Coulter.'”

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