ABOVE: I think they're looking for a foot rest?

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ABOVE: How I think of Travis Fimmel.

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ABOVE: I need a Dan.

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ABOVE: I guess this is what they mean by good light?

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ABOVE: Just saying. Follow here.

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ABOVE: Feast your eyes on the late, great Brad Davis.

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ABOVE: Yes, let's can him.

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ABOVE: Get your CHULO on.

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