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ABOVE: Don't forget to celebrate Jon-Erik Hexum's birthday.

BELOW: Keep reading for a new gay series, great jobs report, Biden's agenda moving (?) forward (?), Madonna heaps praise on Jeremy Scott and more ...

ABOVE: Nobody remembers him, but here is a steaming cup of Dennis Morgan.

BELOW: Keep reading for Steve Grand's holiday cover, all the COVID-iocy you can handle, the L.A. Film Critics have spoken and more ...

ABOVE: Holy crap, Tom Jones turned EIGHTY.

BELOW: Justice Smith comes out, Madonna marches for Black Lives Matter, Beyoncé and Katy Perry liven up grad night, Gaga hits #1 (again) and more ...

ABOVE: Somebody tells this DIY dad about TikTok!

BELOW: Keep reading for Daytime Emmy nipples, new Gaga, the 5G conspiracy theory, a look back at Paul Lynde and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Gay militant.

BELOW: Gus Kenworthy showing off everything he's got, Booker and Castro hit Biden's mental faculties, new Ariana/Miley/Lana collab and more ...

ABOVE: Just a simple boy with a dream.

BELOW: Keep reading for a meshy situation, Sarah Huckabee Sanders goes full fembot and more ...

ABOVE: Oh, now I get cosplay.

BELOW: Keep reading for a short film on anti-gay abuse that is even more horrifying than you expect, a Glee veteran's song about sex and drugs, and Now Apocalypse's most out-there sex scene yet  ...

ABOVE: Goonies are Bidgood enough.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Hemsworth's show-off shower, Trump's blatant graft, Gaga's new bottom and more ...