ABOVE: Big man on campus.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Insta-stud who shows literally everything, Trump's Holocaust-y romance with barbed wire, Lorna Luft on A Star Is Born (all of them), the latest white lady to harass black people turns herself in and more ...

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Aretha Franklin was honored at a widely viewed service Friday, and one moment seems sure to live on, much like Aretha's hat at Obama's inauguration — the moment when a church elder admitted to Ariana Grande he thought, when he saw her name in the program, it was “a new somethin' at Taco Bell.&rdquo

He went on to praise her graciously ...

Above: Abs-olutely flattering lighting.

Below: Keep reading for Steve Grand, Donald Trump & Theresa May, Robert Mueller, Ariana Grande & more ...

Above: Maybe, but he looks worth the effort.

Below: Keep reading for the anti-gay maniac on the loose in Chicago, Freddie Stewart goes nude, the Three Stooges heir suing a dead man for rape, Christina Aguilera's back, Trump and Giuliani's blunder, Blair St. Clair's first video is a winner, Ariana Grande has got Jennifer Coolidge down pat, and more ...

Matt and Dan and their chests (Video still via Bravo)

Above: Matt Wilkas and Dan Gordh — they of Matt & Dan — got shirtless for Andy Cohen. Video below.

Below: Keep reading for the promised video of Matt & Dan stripping, plus a Korean armistice, Trump thanks Kanye, celebrating the Rainbow Flag, a new Whitney Houston doc trailer and ABBA reforms to record new music ...

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Ariana Grande's new song “No Tears Left to Cry” seems to be pleasing pop fans, including Glee's Kevin McHale, who basically comes out with this tweet about it:

#NoTearsLeftToCry is gayer than me and I ACCEPT. Ty @ArianaGrande.

— Kevin McHale (@druidDUDE) April 20, 2018

Her new music video is a fun, gravity-taunting tribute to Escher or Dali ...

Above: This is what happens on a hike?!

Below: Keeping reading for a manspreading smorgasbord, a gay-rejection fantasy, Kelly Clarkson defending her gay cred, their first time in a gay club, an X-Factor dude's junk, GOP blocking a gay justice, Trump's Disney Channel hire, Roseanne Barr's triumphant ratings return, Corey Feldman's alleged attack, Cole Sprouse on opposites attracting, James Ivory's nudity rant and 2001's 2018 return...

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Gwen Stefani was once a cool, trendy, ska-tastic rocker. Now? Well, she's Gwen Stefani. Keep reading for her version of “Santa Baby” and for some of the many others ...