Question: “If you were in a similar situation as president, would you take up arms like Zelensky?”

Trump: “Well, you never know about bravery …” pic.twitter.com/4Zvtx3gIp0

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) February 27, 2022

ABOVE: At CPAC, Trump was lobbed a softball question about whether he'd take up arms to defend the U.S. Even though a U.S. president would NEVER be in that situation, and he could have just said he would of course do it, Trump is such a fucking coward he couldn't even offer hypothetical bravery.

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ABOVE: Art attack.

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ABOVE: Portis Wasp never fails.

BELOW: Maluma for Versace, Sinema & Manchin against voting rights, Giuliani subpoenaed, hot feet and more ...

ABOVE: I want Moore! Moore! Moore!

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ABOVE: Excuse me, my locker is, uh, right behind you ...

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ABOVE: I think we were all already killed.

BELOW: Keep reading for the tragic death on Alec Baldwin's movie set, James McAvoy thirst tweets, Lil Nas X gives back and more ...

ABOVE: I guess this is supposed to be a good body taking a break from working out (!!!).

BELOW: Keep reading for some zombie tail, Spirit Day, rats abandoning the sinking ship that is Kyrsten Sinema's career and more ...

ABOVE: Let's play statue!

BELOW: Keep reading for Carl Nassib's main squeeze, what Grisham would say to Trump, why Sinema's career at this point is a bad movie and more ...