ABOVE: Butts on TV?

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's Mount Rushmore desires, his Gettysburg plans, an anti-mask Karen and a racist-from-hell Karen, plus good dish from Wilson Cruz ...

WTF?! (Image via Twitter)

ABOVE: No link because it does not deserve the clicks, but The New York Times ran a piece by Maureen Dowd predicated on the belief that a man/woman combo hasn't appeared on the Democratic ticket in 36 years ... completely forgetting Clinton/Kaine from 2016! How did this get proofed and still run?! They updated it to specify a man choosing a woman as his running mate.

BELOW: Gays of a Lifetime, Trump antagonizes deep-pocketed donor, Postmaster General has zero shame, gay candidate accused of abusing his station for sex with students and more ...

ABOVE: Comedy icon Lucille Ball was born 109 years ago today!

BELOW: Keep reading for Nolan Gould's shirtless adventure, Trump's possible indictment (???), a novel approach to battling the novel coronavirus and more ...

ABOVE: Precocious!

BELOW: Keep reading for hair as self-expression, the Plague Belt, another dead Warhol Superstar, an Evangelical Christian author who just came out as religiously gay and more ...

ABOVE: Coitus spreads some Michael Oliver Love via this image.

BELOW: Keep reading for a spectacular Pride playlist, the worst council member in America, Mark Cuban and Carly Fiorina for Biden, why it's not okay to lust after gay Republicans and more ...

ABOVE: Nothing but blue skies.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked soldiers, spanking a homophobe, Ruby Rose flies the coop and more ...

ABOVE: Instagram peek-a-booty.

BELOW: Keep reading for lifeguards in love, hydroxychloroquine questions, Trump the King of Us All, Steve Grand's jockstrap workout and more ...

ABOVE: Look who got born today a long time ago!

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot new porn-based doc, Trump's COVID-19 follies, tennis booty, what Mitch McConnell really thinks of Trump, the driver who dropped an N-bomb and more ...