ABOVE: When every goddamn day is leg day.

BELOW: Keep reading for who the fuck Kate Smith is, what the fuck she once sang and why you should now be outraged at her corpse ... 

ABOVE: When your front's up against the wall.

BELOW: Keep reading for '80s hotness, Trump's unhinged rally, the death of a New Wave master, the confessions of Colton Haynes and more ...

ABOVE: You're soaking in it.

BELOW: Keep reading for V-Day underwear to wear, a twist in the Justin Fairfax rape accusations, a Jussie Smollett update, Beto's bigger crowd and more ...

ABOVE: Happy should've-turned-88 to James Dean.

BELOW: Jeff Bezos's dick-pic controversy, Cindy McCain's racist lie and more ...

ABOVE: Catwalk cutie.

BELOW: Keep reading for Scruff's gay-eroticism cop-out, the blackface Florida scandal, Trinity's new song & video and much more ...

ABOVE: I love Portis Wasp and Nick Sterling.

BELOW: Cole Sprouse strips, two dudes and a baby, AOC dancing her ass off and more ..

ABOVE: White Party in Bangkok looks abs-olutely fun.

BELOW: Bi wrestler comes out as gay, Disney Channel cutie is now a woke fighter of toxic masculinity, tragic news from Kathy Griffin and more ...

ABOVE: Sometimes you feel like a nut.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's crime family, Emily Blunt & John Krasinski on their power-couple status and why that Obamacare ruling is a joke ...