ABOVE: Peter Scolari should be turning 67 today.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harry Styles's other movie, Bannon going down hard, a judge accused of every kind of bigotry you've got and more ...

ABOVE: The great Johnny Slash.

BELOW: Keep reading for yes homo from Luke Macfarlane, suicide by plane averted, CNN goes MAGA and more ...

ABOVE: How much is your Bill Cable?

BELOW: Keep reading for a dick slip, Trump's crumbly defense and more ...

ABOVE: Happy 62nd to Holly Johnson of Frankie Goes to Hollywood. I, of course, loved them at the time, but I never became enough of a fan to deeply investigate the group's history. Holy shit, this (restored) perf they gave at Hope & Anchor 40 years ago is fucking HARD. Holly had a crazy body under his later, label-mandated sarcastic preppy look! Also, love this earlier version of “Relax.” The “I don't wanna die!” is haunting in light of the impending AIDS epidemic.

BELOW: Keep reading for Zac Efron's hot new performance, the end of the print editions of two popular mags and more ...

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ABOVE: The real president — and he will continue to be even after August.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nev Schulman's shag, Adam Lambert's Pride org, Joe Exotic casting news and more...

ABOVE: I can see his dirty pillows.

BELOW: Nice rack, Chauvin & Co. indicted (again), Armie Hammer sighting and more ...

ABOVE: God, LinkedIn has failed me.

BELOW: Keep reading for transphobia in NYC, Lou Dobbs shit-canned, Ben Sasses the GOP, don't try it with Hakeem and more ...

ABOVE: He was sexy on Lost in Space, but sexier as Zorro. Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot weatherman, a dead Trump doc, the armed and dangerous Republican from North Carolina, Biden facing impeachment on Day 1 (ha!) and more ...