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ABOVE: The real president — and he will continue to be even after August.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nev Schulman's shag, Adam Lambert's Pride org, Joe Exotic casting news and more...

ABOVE: I can see his dirty pillows.

BELOW: Nice rack, Chauvin & Co. indicted (again), Armie Hammer sighting and more ...

ABOVE: God, LinkedIn has failed me.

BELOW: Keep reading for transphobia in NYC, Lou Dobbs shit-canned, Ben Sasses the GOP, don't try it with Hakeem and more ...

ABOVE: He was sexy on Lost in Space, but sexier as Zorro. Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot weatherman, a dead Trump doc, the armed and dangerous Republican from North Carolina, Biden facing impeachment on Day 1 (ha!) and more ...

ABOVE: Ask a stupid question ...

BELOW: Keep reading for two amazing podcasts, Trump's banana republic drive-by, and the most destroyed Lindsey Graham has been since that lost weekend on Mykonos ...

ABOVE: Field of dreams.

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis hos, Trump's Lincoln complex, how to cut your hair at home, Armie Hammer's big ol' feet and more ...

ABOVE: I dig his bread.

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot Tom of Finland memorial issue, the insane mayor of Las Vegas offering her citizens as tributes, a slew of inventive COVID-19 videos and more ...

I don't know about this one — my late hairstylist Grandma would have huffed, “Armie Hammer,” that hairdo does nothing for you.

Although, I'd still Timothée Chalamet him with that hair and in that outfit.

No question ...