ABOVE: Coitus never fails.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Kamala Vogue kerfuffle, the shirtless fisherman reelin' 'em in on social media, more calls for Trump's resignation and more ...

ABOVE: Not a hair out of place.

BELOW: Keep reading for Madonna's Eurovision statement, the Republican on board with impeaching Trump and more ...

Above: I think languid is the word you're looking for.

Below: Keep reading for the wrestler who lost his scholarship when he lost his shit and went full-on Nazi, Star Parker calling gays animal-fuckers, Thomas Roberts's ass destroying yet another pair of sensible work pants, and more ...

I was very against Arnold Schwarzenegger when he ran for governor of California — and I think he sucked in that capacity. He certainly fumbled LGBTQ rights.

But his new rebuke of Trump over Trump's instantly infamous “both sides” comments is truly powerful. Schwarzenegger does not hold back here. You must watch ...

(Screen grab via Twitter)

ABOVE: Trump is laser-focused on being POTUS — and also, on taking down Schwarzenegger at 7:34 a.m. Terminator replies: 

I wish you the best of luck and I hope you'll work for ALL of the American people as aggressively as you worked for your ratings.

— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) January 6, 2017

Breaking news: Magazines are still published!

(Image via DNA)

Great interview with Philip Dean Walker on '80s nostalgia, Grey Gardens, Sylvester, his book At Danceteria and Other Stories.

(Image via Squares & Rebels)

Somehow, Cher is going to star in a Lifetime Original Movie about the Flint water crisis.

EXCLUSIVE: @cher is set to star in @lifetimetv's original movie about the Flint, Michigan, water contamination https://t.co/Xvx69YVNYV

— Deadline Hollywood (@Deadline) January 6, 2017

Michael Jackson's idiot son Prince gets a MASSIVE tattoo — and it has 2 misspellings.

Gandhi (1982) & The Hundred-Foot Journey (2014) actor Om Puri dies @ 66.

Om Puri: October 18, 1940-January 6, 2017  (Image via Walt Disney)

Now even lifelong Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger—who has been accused of groping women himself!—is renouncing Trump.

How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad. https://t.co/hFO0XmOpPH

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) December 8, 2015

Donald Trump digs Muslims when they're making him $$$.

Even Cheney thinks Trump's too rough on Muslims, and he's killed millions of 'em.

Paul Ryan denounces Trump's plan ... but would support him!

Neo-Nazis, however, think Trump makes sense.

Philly paper calls it like it is re: Trump.

Clueless talking head spanked for swearing on the tee-vee.

CHILLING: New pic of terrorists Farook & Malik at O'Hare.

Hillary Clinton pens fan letter to Lady Gaga, other timely divas.

Clinton's latest campaign ad shows gay kissing.

Elizabeth Warren supports Hillary's Wall Street plan.

Adam Ayash bares his butt. 

Two dudes smooch in new Nordstrom Christmas spot.

Paltrow's pop-up shop got robbed of $173K in stuff. (Two items or three?)

Shawn Ashmore play gay? Yes, way.

Venezuela elects trans lawyer to National Assembly.

AAUGH!: Charlie Brown gets jail-time in murder plot.

Arnold throws muscle into climate-change debate.

Grammy nominations are as milquetoast as ever.

Tom Cruise L O V E S Nick Hissom's fresh beats. 

Lazy Sunday 😴 pic.twitter.com/HcZ9LQUgz6

— Nick Hissom (@Nickhissom) December 7, 2015