ABOVE: Who wasn't in love with Elizabeth Montgomery?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Colton Underwood on Cassie Randolph, Supreme Court expansion talk, Pat Robertson suddenly makes sense and more ...

ABOVE: A little joy.

BELOW: Chris Crocker's journey continues, with a $41,000 NFT sale; Colton Underwood's new reality series; Dean Martin's entire penis; why that Toronto gay serial killer took forever to catch; and more ...

ABOVE: Influencers explained.

BELOW: Keep reading for OnlyFans as therapy, that pepper-spraying cop gets shit-canned, why Nancy Reagan's legacy should NOT be as AIDS angel and more ...

ABOVE: Ain't it the pits?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Holland in peak shape, Gaetz's conspiracy theory shot down, Trans Day of Visibility and more ...

ABOVE: Yes, the old man from 9 to 5 was once “the most beautiful man in the movies.”

BELOW: Keep reading for Anthony Ramos in his skivvies, a new cut of that Mapplethorpe doc and more ...

ABOVE: Classic shot of Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minnesota) eyeing Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas).

BELOW: Michael B. Jordan and Noah Centineo show off their bodies, Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) has his racist vendetta against a top Biden nominee exposed, Rosie O'Donnell spills on Madonna's biopic and more ...

ABOVE: It's Joan Crawford's birthday — just don't ask which one!

BELOW: Keep reading for Channing Tatum's strip show, a pair of anti-trans bills, Cazwell looks good, the latest on the Colorado shooting and more ...

ABOVE: It seems unbelievable — though yes, I realize he was on Twilight Zone and Star Trek 60 damn years ago — that we are living in a world where William Shatner is fully 90.

BELOW: Keep reading for a porn retirement, renewed interest in unmasking the Doodler, Luke Evans and his body fears, Tyler Posey's schlong, a new contestant in the Dumbest Person in the Senate competition and more ...