ABOVE: Pietro Boselli has the brains to go with the brawn.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model flasher, more Riverdale hotness, a burgeoning movement among Republicans to oust Trump and more  ...

ABOVE: When every goddamn day is leg day.

BELOW: Keep reading for who the fuck Kate Smith is, what the fuck she once sang and why you should now be outraged at her corpse ... 

ABOVE: I wish he'd simply throw in the towel.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Momoa's big change, Trump's spiral, the death of an ally and more ...

ABOVE: Porn legend Donnie Russo is aging nicely.

BELOW: Keep reading for the new cockshake, Jussie's latest legal woes, National Enquirer for sale and more ...

ABOVE: Up your nose with a rubber hose.

BELOW: Alex Pettyfer's butt and a buncha other stuff ...

ABOVE: And they can pull off horizontal stripes!

BELOW: Keep reading for adorable Richard Madden, crooked Netanhayu wins again, Trump's latest senior moment, Gus Kenworthy's touching speech and more  ...

ABOVE: Brazil nuts.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model and a tennis player who are both into showing it off, Barr's B.S. to Congress, Candace Owens getting served by Ted Lieu and more ...

ABOVE: Apparently, he likes sittin' on smiles.

BELOW: Keep reading for a GIF that keeps on giving, Don Lemon saying yes, a BIG Madonna fan, Trump's tax kerfuffle and more ...