ABOVE: Such fun-derwear!

BELOW: Keep reading for Hatosy's tail, Trivago guy shirtless, a darkly comedic take on Jussie Smollett and more ...

ABOVE: Hard at work.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Daley's even hotter (?!) friend, Trump's impotent rage, a sample of Robyn, delish Dillon and more ...

ABOVE: Bow to the Booty King.

BELOW: Cute Noah Centineo, gay-bashing thugs captured in Austin, Manafort's plea deal erased and more ...

ABOVE: You're soaking in it.

BELOW: Keep reading for V-Day underwear to wear, a twist in the Justin Fairfax rape accusations, a Jussie Smollett update, Beto's bigger crowd and more ...

ABOVE: Wood morning!

BELOW: Keep reading for Armie dreaming, an X-rated Perry Mason glimpse, the only out footballer in Africa and more ...

ABOVE: Not Batts at all ...

BELOW: Keep reading for the tattooed man, Andy Cohen's baby, a new Trump investigation and more ...

(Image via video still)

Are you watching the Super Bowl? I can't even do it for the tight pants, but I do like stills — like this one of current free agent Jake Schum.

(Image via Grindr)

Grindr's version of the Super Bowl is somewhat gayer ...