ABOVE: If you wanna be a bottom banana ...

BELOW: Keep reading for the ex-NFLer who is marrying his man, the OUT100, the not-so-gay-friendly Dem challenging Pelosi from the right, the truth about Riverdale hottie Casey Cott and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Strapping lad.

BELOW: Keep reading for a literally Big Brother contestant, the Sabrina hotties, Cesar Sayoc's stripper roommate, Trump's un-warm wlecome and more ...

ABOVE: Follow here for some hot Peter.

BELOW: Keep reading for Hugh Jackman's friendship with Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump's belief he can executive-order the Constitution away, an absolutely stunning male model or two, the true story of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, some surprise Rent casting and more  ...

I would have watched it I knew this would happen. 😂https://t.co/fMdHaJLIbU

— ashley yates (@brownblaze) October 29, 2018

Inspiring — a gigantic pro-trans banner was unfurled during the World Series Sunday night.

ABOVE: Wait, there's more butt.

BELOW: Keep reading for news about the synagoge shooter and the #MAGABomber, Jack Laugher's hot new calendar, a gag-worthy Trump compliment and more ...

ABOVE: Core issues.

BELOW: Hot jock, Chelsea Manning and Sandra Day O'Connor have major announcements, Rosie's engaged, pipin'-hot Steve Grand calendars on the way and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Red-hot flashback to my shoot with Quinn Jaxon — follow me here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked male model, Kusher's Saudi bromance, vampire lesbians and more ...

ABOVE: Guiding light.

BELOW: Keep reading for an adult baby on TV, more Saudi fallout, Elizabeth Warren vindicated (not that it will help), a book of rape jokes, Tab has gone missing, Nick Jonas's good deed and much, much more ...