ABOVE: Are you all about that (Jake) Bass?

BELOW: Keep reading for red-hot cooks, Khashoggi's horrendous end, gay PDAs, meet Golfcart Gail, Rita Hayworth at 100 and more ...

ABOVE: Like it? It was half off.

BELOW: Keep reading for a tribute to hairy men, a prominent Kavanaugh conspiracy theory shot to hell, Trump victim-blames Ford (and her parents), a gay old time in Atlanta, doggy daddies, some Designing Women reboot dish and much, much more ...

Above: #LoveIsLove.

Below: Keep reading for underwear unveiling, Jehovah's Witness anti-masturbation madness, Trump attacking JAY-Z, naked superstar jock, Ricky Martin nude, 100% best thighs ever, McKellen's anniversary, RIP to a mariuana advocate and more ...

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Look at his back, then look ahead for news about the sexually harassing National Enquirer editor, Terry Crews's dick-grope lawsuit, the failure to impeach Trump (now), a shirtless dude named The Beast, Mariah's Xmas show and a black TV anchor's smackdown of a racist viewer ...

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Call Me by Your (Wrong) Name

Talking Trump Doll

Annie Lennox: One Night Only!

Meat — I Mean Meet — the Vegan Drag Queen

Keep reading for more of the day's hot links ...

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The New York Times: The more things change, the more they stay the same — religious objections to blasphemous gay play The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told. Tickets!

Lavell Crawford (Video still via VLADTV)

BET: Comic Lavell Crawford's own father was gay, but he says being gay is “still f*cking weird,” conflates it with the trans push for bathroom rights, says we're not born gay.

YouTube @ AXS TV: Sheryl Crow clucks her tongue at Madonna (by name) and probably Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj, among others, by implication, for having sexy art:

Joe.My.God.: Nikki Haley is the highest-ranking Trumpster to acknowledge and demand answers about the Chechen concentration camp for gay men.

Towleroad: When you don't want cops to keep their hands to themselves:

 

In a completely lighthearted, humorous move an NOPD officer reaches back to gently slap the rear of Qween B. Amor who persisted on backing up and dancing closer and closer to these motorcycle officers who were leading an Easter parade through the French Quarter on Sunday. The crowds lining Royal St. immediately erupted in laughter and applauded the unexpected move by the officer. A fun time was had by all! Photo by Chris Granger @cgranger #onlyinneworleans

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Joe's Pub: Do not miss Unitard if you're in NYC in May — I saw them once and fell in love, and saw Nora Burns solo once and fell even harder.

(Image via Unitard)

Shouldn't @BarackObama nominate @LorettaLynch? 1st black woman nominee? If GOP will block ANYONE, why not make fight over something historic

— Van Jones (@VanJones68) February 14, 2016

Will Obama nom U.S. A.G. and career prosecutor Loretta Lynch to SCOTUS?

Originalist Scalia would likely object to Senate refusing to fill SCOTUS vacancy.

Full list of BAFTA winners—zero for lesbian-themed Carol.

GIF via Carol

BAFTAs host Stephen Fry objects to criticism, leaves Twitter.

NeNe Leakes speculates whether RHOA co-star Kim Fields's husband is gay.

Kanye cries poverty, begs for $ from Facebook founders, jealous of African school kids.

you’d rather open up one school in Africa like you really helped the country…

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016

If you're in Atlanta, you should check out the Halloween Scream Dance & Costume Contest!

Check out the info on the event:

World’s Greatest Party Band THE B-52'S is throwing the World’s Greatest Halloween Party on Friday, October 29 night at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta! The B-52's are looking for four Foxy dancers to join them onstage at the Fox this Friday night at the B-52's Halloween Scream! Join Kate, Fred & Cindy for the ultimate dance & costume contest this Thursday night October 29th at Burkhart's (1492 Piedmont Avenue, Atlanta). Contestants will shimmy and shake their honey buns in hopes of earning a spot to dance live onstage with The B-52's at their concert at the Fox Theatre the following night! Contestants can sign up in advance by leaving their email at dancing@hot-shot.com, and the contest kicks off at 10 PM October 29. There is no cover charge at Burkhart's and no charge to enter the contest.

"We're looking for the sassiest dance moves and the trashiest costumes in town," says B-52's singer Fred Schneider. "Look out, Atlanta! We're ready to find the dancers who can help us turn the Fox Theatre into a Wild Thing!"

Kate Pierson, Fred Schneider, and Cindy Wilson formed the World's Greatest Party Band while they were students at the University of Georgia in Athens, along with Keith Strickland and Ricky Wilson. The B-52's have released seven studio albums, spawning hit singles and dance floor classics like Love Shack, Rock Lobster, Roam, Planet Claire, and Private Idaho.

Get your tickets here!