ABOVE: He's definitely a major dad.

BELOW: Keep reading for the 100-year-old Twink, Madonna's Paper goods, John Stamos, Lee Pace and the King of Cringe ...

ABOVE: Who likes watching people working out???

BELOW: Keep reading for insurrectionists who don't vote, racist cops, Marilyn Manson accused of abuse and more  ...

ABOVE: Black-and-white classes up any package.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Instagram continues to be evil, what the Nashville bomber's motivation and musical tastes were, the final resting place of your stop-motion animation faves and more ...

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Some of the men of Atlanta's infamous Swinging Richards strip joint have banded together in a “get your pole to the polls” PSA, urging Georgians to vote January 5.

Pretty cute ...

Delta has confirmed the two passengers refused to comply with safety measures. (Image via video still)

I'll be so glad when this is an anachronism — idiots refusing to properly mask up (or wear seatbelts!) on a flight from

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ABOVE: Get your CHULO on.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot models, Amy Coney Barrett's bullshit, a Long Island gay bashing over shoes, Fauci vs. Trump, Trump workin' it to the Village People and more end-of-the-world scenarios ...

ABOVE: It's a look. And if you like him, you'll like this thicc one, too.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kamala & Barack talk Joe, Aaron Carter does porn, Trump's campaign going broke, Duterte pardons murderer of trans woman and more ...

WTF?! (Image via Twitter)

ABOVE: No link because it does not deserve the clicks, but The New York Times ran a piece by Maureen Dowd predicated on the belief that a man/woman combo hasn't appeared on the Democratic ticket in 36 years ... completely forgetting Clinton/Kaine from 2016! How did this get proofed and still run?! They updated it to specify a man choosing a woman as his running mate.

BELOW: Gays of a Lifetime, Trump antagonizes deep-pocketed donor, Postmaster General has zero shame, gay candidate accused of abusing his station for sex with students and more ...