ABOVE: Totally awesome '80s.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Holland's drumsticks, an Equality Act update, a GOP House rep's seditious hubby and more ...

ABOVE: How I think of Travis Fimmel.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Evans and his biceps, Luke Evans and his re-invention, Trump's autocratic dreams, Millie Bobby Brown's quest for privacy and more ...

ABOVE: All the news that fits.

BELOW: Keep reading for something you did Nazi coming about Peter Thiel, President Biden on the sacred nature of 9/11, Henry Golding and The Boys in the Band on Attitude and more ...

ABOVE: Think pink.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump openly admitting he is committing election fraud, the hot pits of Deaken Bluman, Jeanine Pirro predicting Biden will die (or something) and more ...

ABOVE: And I've held on to this clipping ever since.

BELOW: Keep reading for Hollywood's Jake Picking, Chrissy Teigen vs. pedogate trolls, the hack to end all hacks (or was it a dry run?) and more ...

ABOVE: Happy V-Day!

BELOW: Keep reading for naked Robbie Williams, Trump and Barr's big show, Cameron Dallas sings and more ...

ABOVE: This used to be what sold on the newsstand. Now, we get (BELOW) this:

BELOW: Keep reading for Darren Criss and John Stamos shirtless together, Trump's rigged Senate trial nears its self-defeating conclusion, Billy Porter meets Tamron Hall and more ...

ABOVE: He'll tumble 4 ya!

BELOW: Keep reading for the world's hottest male model, Pete's plan, why Meghan wanted to Get Out and more ...