ABOVE: All the news that fits.

BELOW: Keep reading for something you did Nazi coming about Peter Thiel, President Biden on the sacred nature of 9/11, Henry Golding and The Boys in the Band on Attitude and more ...

ABOVE: Think pink.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump openly admitting he is committing election fraud, the hot pits of Deaken Bluman, Jeanine Pirro predicting Biden will die (or something) and more ...

ABOVE: And I've held on to this clipping ever since.

BELOW: Keep reading for Hollywood's Jake Picking, Chrissy Teigen vs. pedogate trolls, the hack to end all hacks (or was it a dry run?) and more ...

ABOVE: Happy V-Day!

BELOW: Keep reading for naked Robbie Williams, Trump and Barr's big show, Cameron Dallas sings and more ...

ABOVE: This used to be what sold on the newsstand. Now, we get (BELOW) this:

BELOW: Keep reading for Darren Criss and John Stamos shirtless together, Trump's rigged Senate trial nears its self-defeating conclusion, Billy Porter meets Tamron Hall and more ...

ABOVE: He'll tumble 4 ya!

BELOW: Keep reading for the world's hottest male model, Pete's plan, why Meghan wanted to Get Out and more ...

ABOVE: Good thigh game.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Sense8 actor coming out, Tina Turner on B'way and more ...

ABOVE: Gay militant.

BELOW: Gus Kenworthy showing off everything he's got, Booker and Castro hit Biden's mental faculties, new Ariana/Miley/Lana collab and more ...