ABOVE: An uprobe shot of Bradford Dillman — when sexual fetishes date you.

BELOW: Keep reading for Matthew Camp, Martino Rivas, Mo'Nique, Rula Lenska (!) and more ...

ABOVE: I'm in shock Ricky Martin's twins are old enough to grow a mustache.

BELOW: Jonathan Majors and Ben Aldridge spreading their legs, a Black queer comic, the worst possible result for a lesbian mom seeking custory and more ...

ABOVE: Follows here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Susan Collins threatening marriage equality over hurt feelings, Republicans cheering themselves for screwing veterans, Alito's Euro victory lap and more ...

ABOVE: Timeless.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, the hypocritical GOP rep who voted against same-sex marriage and then attended his son's same-sex wedding, Jared Kushner's brush with death and more ...

ABOVE: Why did so many movies of the not really THAT distant past choose dates in the relatively near future in which to set their dystopian messes?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Luke Evans flaunting all but a few measly inches of his body, Linda Lavin is still alive even if Betty White is not, my 9 and more ...

The perfect man ... (Images via GIF & ABC)

ABOVE: Don't forget to celebrate Jon-Erik Hexum's birthday.

BELOW: Keep reading for a new gay series, great jobs report, Biden's agenda moving (?) forward (?), Madonna heaps praise on Jeremy Scott and more ...

ABOVE: An embarrassment of riches.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay Xmas tale, Billy Porter on his HIV diagnosis and more ... ...

ABOVE: Buddy forever!

Bonus image — '70s Yianni ad. Gay men LOVE their jewels. (Image via Yianni)

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's 9/11 snub and 2024 wink, remembering gay heroes Mark Bingham and Father Mychal Judge, how the end of Flash spelled the end of a wealth of 9/11 information, a gay teacher fired and more ...