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ABOVE: Today, Lana Turner would be 104. There are (roughly) 15,000 or so 104-year-olds on the planet right now, so it could happen! Today's birthdays HERE.

P.S. Ricky Martin acted with her in her final on-screen performance ... on a two-part episode of The Love Boat:

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ABOVE: The Grammys were filled with references galore.

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ABOVE: C. Thomas Howell's butt was unsurpassed. Follow me here!

Bonus hot guy of the day is DEWEY MARTIN. (Image via movie still)

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ABOVE: Love me some Sam Waterston.

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ABOVE: Modus Vivendi's Fur Line will make you look shaggable.

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ABOVE: One of your fave hunks of yesteryear is hitting the big 7-0.

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ABOVE: Never-before-seen Joan Rivers test material that really ... goes there.

BONUS: Jane asked me for $50, checked my Venmo expenditures, then six minutes later asked for $25. This is why she has lasted so long — she adapts to change well. And change is all I have left.

The morning after ... (Images via gmail)

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ABOVE: When the product sells itself.

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