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ABOVE: That picture is strictly to recognize Halloween this week.

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Above: Frank Bruni argues gay identity is extinct, but I guess this image is the last pterodactyl.

Below: Keep reading for the NHL player who kisses and licks his opponents, Kathy Griffin's run-in at the WHCD, Lady Gaga's path to Oscar, the basketball star who supports his trans sis, The Boys in the Band enters previews, and more  ...

Rihanna savages chicken-sacrificing witch Azealia Banks (Image via Instagram @badgalriri)

Rihanna attacks “immoral pig” Trump, easily puts right-wing loon Azealia Banks in her place.

Iranian PhD grad was visiting family in Tehran, heard about Trump's ban, got on the next plane — was deported.

Giuliani, in defending Trump's Muslim ban, says it's not a Muslim ban. But confirms that's what Trump called it, and wanted.

Trump's catastrophic eating habits — eat up, buddy!

You, too, can say good-bye to Debbie & Carrie:

Lady Gaga teases Super Bowl gig with mysterious headless image. What's she got planned? I wonder:

(Image via Interscope)

(Image via MTV)

Tyler Posey's juicy nipples.

YouTube star Calum McSwiggan pleads guilty to vandalism after faked hate crime.

Marijuana did well last night. Pot?! Eff that, I'm ready for heroin.

Azealia Banks gushes happily over Trump win.

Condoms-in-porn initiative fails in California.

How actual stars reacted to Trumpocalypse: 

This is an embarrassing night for America. We've let a hatemonger lead our great nation. We've let a bully set our course. I'm devastated.

— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) November 9, 2016

ABOVE: FOX's Rocky Horror Picture show, starring Laverne Cox, gets a lipsticky teaser.

Belgian man wants assisted suicide because he can't handle being gay: “It is a permanent suffering, like being a prisoner in my own body.”

Madonna's Blond Ambition dancer Jose Gutierez strikes a pose in FU Underwear:

(Image via FU Underwear)

Gay dude: “I'm gay, and Instagram is ruining my life.” I dunno. I like to look at beautiful things and know I won't ever be David Gandy. Shrugs.

Supposedly, the LGBTQ community is pissed off at American Apparel's new pro-gay line. Why? The letter A used for “ally” instead of ... “asexual,” “aromatic,” “a gender.”

Azealia Banks has vowed to never again use the word “faggot.” And she seemingly means it:

(Image via Twitter)

Azealia Banks's incredibly racist and homophobic and xenophobic rant against ZAYN has gotten her banned from Twitter.

In case you've ever felt the need to make a straight guy jealous, or just want to ogle a shirtless guy:

Speaking of which, a straight guy gamely tries gay sex, discovers it's not for him. If only they'd all be so open to trying.

He was told by his ultra-Christian parents that his gay brother was missing ... but the real story will infuriate and inspire you.

Cops have returned to Paisley Park, seem to be focusing on Prince's doctors. One may have stopped working health care altogether.

Ronan Farrow poison-pens guest column for THR, accuses media & stars of enabling his father, Woody Allen. Is Woody the same as Cosby?

Azealia Banks continues to campaign for euthanasia, calls ZAYN “paki,” “faggot,” “punjab,” “sand nigga,” “dick rider” and his mom a “dirty immigrant.” 

(GIF via here)