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BELOW: Keep reading for an ideal Teamm8, Klobuchar's new name for the Ukrainian scandal, Billy Porter's next gig, a disastrous Ellen interview and more  ...

ABOVE: That picture is strictly to recognize Halloween this week.

BELOW: Keep reading for a birthday boy blowing, Vindman's damning Trump testimony, a baseballer's stretched out booty and more ...

Above: Frank Bruni argues gay identity is extinct, but I guess this image is the last pterodactyl.

Below: Keep reading for the NHL player who kisses and licks his opponents, Kathy Griffin's run-in at the WHCD, Lady Gaga's path to Oscar, the basketball star who supports his trans sis, The Boys in the Band enters previews, and more  ...

Rihanna savages chicken-sacrificing witch Azealia Banks (Image via Instagram @badgalriri)

Rihanna attacks “immoral pig” Trump, easily puts right-wing loon Azealia Banks in her place.

Iranian PhD grad was visiting family in Tehran, heard about Trump's ban, got on the next plane — was deported.

Giuliani, in defending Trump's Muslim ban, says it's not a Muslim ban. But confirms that's what Trump called it, and wanted.

Trump's catastrophic eating habits — eat up, buddy!

You, too, can say good-bye to Debbie & Carrie:

Lady Gaga teases Super Bowl gig with mysterious headless image. What's she got planned? I wonder:

(Image via Interscope)

(Image via MTV)

Tyler Posey's juicy nipples.

YouTube star Calum McSwiggan pleads guilty to vandalism after faked hate crime.

Marijuana did well last night. Pot?! Eff that, I'm ready for heroin.

Azealia Banks gushes happily over Trump win.

Condoms-in-porn initiative fails in California.

How actual stars reacted to Trumpocalypse: 

This is an embarrassing night for America. We've let a hatemonger lead our great nation. We've let a bully set our course. I'm devastated.

— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) November 9, 2016

ABOVE: FOX's Rocky Horror Picture show, starring Laverne Cox, gets a lipsticky teaser.

Belgian man wants assisted suicide because he can't handle being gay: “It is a permanent suffering, like being a prisoner in my own body.”

Madonna's Blond Ambition dancer Jose Gutierez strikes a pose in FU Underwear:

(Image via FU Underwear)

Gay dude: “I'm gay, and Instagram is ruining my life.” I dunno. I like to look at beautiful things and know I won't ever be David Gandy. Shrugs.

Supposedly, the LGBTQ community is pissed off at American Apparel's new pro-gay line. Why? The letter A used for “ally” instead of ... “asexual,” “aromatic,” “a gender.”

Azealia Banks has vowed to never again use the word “faggot.” And she seemingly means it:

“Stonewallinsists ... that what actually happened isn't good enough.”

Stonewall a stinker? This review agrees with me on the Sesame Street vibe.

Could this Dieux du Stade jock's peen really be this huge?

Trans TSA horror story—this is really so wrong.

These biceps deserve their own zip code.

BURGER QUEEN: Meet In-N-Out royalty!

Some guy named “Scott Walker” is was running for prez.

In the locker room with shirtless Danny Amendola.

David Sedaris on gay marriage. READ IT.

Annoyingly sexy thief.

New One Direction album, Made In the A.M.

Morning wood

Azealia Banks makes scene on plane, calls attendant “fucking faggot.”

HOTTEST Henry Cavill outtakes: Beard 'n' bulge.

Grace Jones is coming for Kanye!

Hillary's lead over Bernie grows.

Prince Harry's acting debut.

Mutinous Sen. Chuck Schumer (D?-New York) takes ratings hit.

Sean Penn, tired of being labeled a wifebeater, sues Lee Daniels.

Taylor Swift makes this kid's life:

 

Finally got to meet Dylan, the 7-year-old who passionately danced to Shake It Off on Ellen--- and this happened.

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Sep 21, 2015 at 10:42pm PDT

Kim Davis's alleged gay friends need to be IDed, denied dick.

“I have been called things and names that I didn't even say when I was in the world.” (Um, you are in the world???)

Kim Davis wants court to force KY governor to let her discriminate.

Even FOX News brands Kim's lawyer “ridiculously stupid.”

Newly Muslim flight attendant won't serve alcohol. (Fire her.)

What do you mean Justin Bieber's never had a #1 single???

Amazing commercial featuring out rugby stud Gareth Thomas.

Hamm and his longtime love have split.

Jon Hamm's penis is now a free agent!

PIC: Madonna in Montreal for Rebel Heart Tour.

Eric Decker DILF alert!

Chris Campanioni's big bulge.

JUICY biceps, bro.

Azealia Banks is anti-immigrant because reparations.