ABOVE: This quote does not help me.

BELOW: This Domino's worker delivers, gay dads Zoom to adopt, RIP Eddie Haskell (whose performances were always so lovely) and more ...

ABOVE: He remains my favorite visual trickster.

BELOW: Keep reading for quite a stretch, Eric Trump's hoax accusation, Biden on LGBTQ rights, where it's illegal to be gay and more ...

ABOVE: Push-up bro.

BELOW: Keep reading for Barack Obama's message, Trump's delusion, RIP Fred Willard and more ...

ABOVE: When an Instagram pic is clearly not a selfie.

BELOW: Keep reading for a porn actor's sad news, a turncoat doctor, Biden's best campaign promise and more ...

ABOVE: This sucks!!!

BELOW: Keep reading for another gay attack in Amsterdam, Trump and Pence's efforts to get us all killed, a Dear Evan Hansen love affair and more ...

ABOVE: An influencer who can get you going without showing the body. (He does that, too.)

BELOW: Keep reading for Jake Picking's abs, Trump's coronavirus-ridden valet, why those anti-vaxxer videos you're sharing make you look stupid and more ...

Two children danced with one wearing a darkened Obama mask and the other a Trump mask. pic.twitter.com/TpeQ6XUhJr

— Resist Programming 🛰 (@RzstProgramming) May 1, 2020

Ugh! A racist blackface dance (with a white girl wearing what appeared to be a DARKENED Obama mask) broke out at the protests in Lansing, Michigan.

Newsflash: Obama has ZERO to do with this issue, and race shouldn't either, except it would appear these protests are driven by white people who don't think white people should ever be told what to do.

Obama calls picking Biden for veep one of his best decisions. (Image via video still)

In a full-throated endorsement, Barack Obama has thrown his support to Joe Biden for president, carefully detailing why Biden is the right man for the job by touching on the pandemic, the economy and the standing of the U.S. in the international community.

Missed you, Sir ...