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Joe Biden is in!

Joe is not my #1 pick, but I would be relieved, proud and happy to have a good guy like him in charge, one who has demonstrated an openness to changing, and who has only changed in a more progressive direction (and has zilch to lose by being a fucking bulldog once in charge). 

At this point, a reliable poll shows him 8 points up on Trump, and up over the other Dems. Obama at the same point during the perilous 2012 cycle was not faring as well vs. Romney. (Different ... everything ... I know. But still, encouraging.)

He's right that we are in “a battle for the soul of this nation.” I only hope those who realize that will vote for ANY Democrat who seizes the nomination.

Watch Joe's announcement video after the jump ...

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I'm sick of H.W.'s lionizing funeral proceedings, too, and couldn't care less about his service dog or Bob Dole. But this video of Hillary refusing to so much as glance at the Trumps makes me happy ...

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Florida resident Cesar Sayoc Jr. — who is from NYC — is the man under arrest for the dozen or so bombs sent to liberal figures and the media.

A Florida resident has posted up-close photos of the alleged #MAGABomber's white van that he took while at a traffic stop one day because it was so insane-looking.

The van has literal targets on Hillary Clinton, Van Jones, Michael Moore, Jill Stein and more, and has outrageously over-the-top pro-Trump and Pence slogans covering every inch of its windows.

Trump is about to speak about the arrest while addressing a conference for young black right-wingers, at which Candace Owens — who had previously suggested the bombs were a hoax — will also speak.

One of the most recent public posts on the alleged mail bomber's Facebook is a selfie video of him at a Trump rally pic.twitter.com/sbOn68YoeA

— 👻low voter turnout💀 (@JordanUhl) October 26, 2018

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