ABOVE: Not your father's robe. (Though those can be fun, too.)
ABOVE: Not your father's robe. (Though those can be fun, too.)
ABOVE: It's very important NEVER to think you can't lose. It's far more important, as Trump ramps up his calls for violence, NEVER to think you can't win.
ABOVE: Good lighting.
Miss Spain, Angela Ponce, is the competition's first-ever trans contestant. Though she failed to make the finals, her inclusion in the contest was already a big win for modernity.
I’m surprised @FLOTUS isn’t more adept at fending off a big orange elephant’s ass. She’s had to have many years of practice. pic.twitter.com/aW3d2RpjUo
— Michael Ⓜ️ (@michaelschweitz) October 6, 2018
ABOVE: Melania better watch her ass, because a dead wife would go a long way toward giving Trump sympathy, and he is a sucker for stunts. Meanwhile, Susan Collins is undecided as to whether that pachyderm almost trampled that colonialist mannequin.
Miss Michigan did not miss a chance to ding her state's GOP last night! (Image via video still)
My ex used to be pageant-obsessed, and I enjoyed them, too — but always with some embarrassment, as they seemed to represent so much conservatism.
That may be changing.
First, we had contestants spanking Trump in their answers in 2017:
Above: He's 40 and fabulous. Suck it!
Above: That'll do it!
Below: Keep reading for Michael B. Jordan looking insanely hot and so much more...