ABOVE: You must be kidding me. Only the best people:

Elon Musk’s father Errol, who had 2 children with his ex-stepdaughter, confirms that Maye Musk’s parents were literal Nazis who traveled to South Africa because they “supported Hitler… were very fanatical in favor of apartheid.”

Elmo wants to recreate it here. https://t.co/ZBREpow9qy pic.twitter.com/HWxKA6Ybpa

— Jim Stewartson, Antifascist 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ (@jimstewartson) November 25, 2024

BELOW: Keep reading for Gavin Creel's memorial, Trump's tariffs, male beauty pageants, Japanese muscle bars and more ...

Mr World 2024 pic.twitter.com/6SDccL164M

— Emilio EstaVez (@11701Carlos) November 22, 2024

ABOVE: They had me at Argentina and Peru sealed the deal with the stoop. U.S.A. just looks so right-wing. Unfair? Maybe, but I just watched Civil War and am still mentally dodging bullets.

BELOW: Keep reading for BEAUTY, INSANITY, LAUGHS & DRAG ...

ABOVE: Practically naked.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's meltdown, Olympic explanation and more ...

ABOVE: Not your father's robe. (Though those can be fun, too.)

BELOW: Keep reading for the South African gay movie Moffie, RIP Prince Philip and (more so) Anne Beatts, Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes recalled and more ...

ABOVE: It's very important NEVER to think you can't lose. It's far more important, as Trump ramps up his calls for violence, NEVER to think you can't win.

BELOW: Keep reading for a big, naked brother; Trump's call for violence (and promise only he can end it???); a rare Kennedy loser and more ...

ABOVE: Good lighting.

BELOW: Ex-gay gay porn star is now an ex-ex-gay gay porn star, Giuliani's 20-year-old grifter comms director and more ...

Miss Spain, Angela Ponce, is the competition's first-ever trans contestant. Though she failed to make the finals, her inclusion in the contest was already a big win for modernity.

I’m surprised @FLOTUS isn’t more adept at fending off a big orange elephant’s ass. She’s had to have many years of practice. pic.twitter.com/aW3d2RpjUo

— Michael Ⓜ️ (@michaelschweitz) October 6, 2018

ABOVE: Melania better watch her ass, because a dead wife would go a long way toward giving Trump sympathy, and he is a sucker for stunts. Meanwhile, Susan Collins is undecided as to whether that pachyderm almost trampled that colonialist mannequin.

BELOW: Keep reading for a non-sexually harassed Shawn Mendes, a gladiator movie to make Joey tingle, Susan Collins calls Dr. Blasey Ford a liar, a referendum on whether Bradley Cooper is fuckable, gay lovebirds are songbirds and much, much more ...