44 posts categorized "BEAUTY PAGEANTS"

Apr 09 2021
Apartheid-Era Movie Touches On Homophobia + RIP DMX, Anne Beatts, Prince Philip + RESIGN, House GOPer Tells Gaetz + Satan Shoes Recalled + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: Not your father's robe. (Though those can be fun, too.)

BELOW: Keep reading for the South African gay movie Moffie, RIP Prince Philip and (more so) Anne Beatts, Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes recalled and more ...

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Aug 30 2020
BIG Naked BROTHER + NYC Tenants Duped Into RNC Comments + Kennedy's Losing + Trump Cheers On The Violence In Portland + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: It's very important NEVER to think you can't lose. It's far more important, as Trump ramps up his calls for violence, NEVER to think you can't win.

BELOW: Keep reading for a big, naked brother; Trump's call for violence (and promise only he can end it???); a rare Kennedy loser and more ...

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Dec 10 2019
Markie Back For More + Buttigieg Is Racist Message Is Madness + Giuliani's Grifter Comms Director Exposed + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: Good lighting.

BELOW: Ex-gay gay porn star is now an ex-ex-gay gay porn star, Giuliani's 20-year-old grifter comms director and more ...

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Dec 16 2018
Meet Miss Spain, Miss Universe's 1st Trans Contestant Comments (0)

Miss Spain, Angela Ponce, is the competition's first-ever trans contestant. Though she failed to make the finals, her inclusion in the contest was already a big win for modernity.

 
Oct 07 2018
Shawn Mendes Harassed? + Movie Beefcake + Collins Thinks Blasey Ford Lied + Is Bradley Cooper Hot Enough For Ya? + Gay BFs Perform On THE VOICE + WALKING DEAD Death + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: Melania better watch her ass, because a dead wife would go a long way toward giving Trump sympathy, and he is a sucker for stunts. Meanwhile, Susan Collins is undecided as to whether that pachyderm almost trampled that colonialist mannequin.

BELOW: Keep reading for a non-sexually harassed Shawn Mendes, a gladiator movie to make Joey tingle, Susan Collins calls Dr. Blasey Ford a liar, a referendum on whether Bradley Cooper is fuckable, gay lovebirds are songbirds and much, much more ...

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Sep 10 2018
Miss Michigan Zings GOP At Swimsuit-Less MISS AMERICA Pageant Comments (0)

Screen Shot 2018-09-10 at 11.26.49 AMMiss Michigan did not miss a chance to ding her state's GOP last night! (Image via video still)

My ex used to be pageant-obsessed, and I enjoyed them, too — but always with some embarrassment, as they seemed to represent so much conservatism.

That may be changing.

First, we had contestants spanking Trump in their answers in 2017:

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Jun 05 2018
Charles-Laurent Marchand Is Front-Loaded + Mueller Thinks Manafort Tampered With Witnesses + EU Sides With Gay Marriage + Trump Battles The Eagles + RIP To A SORDID LIVES Star + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

Above: He's 40 and fabulous. Suck it!

Below: Keep reading for a male model whose member is one you'll 'member, Trump's war on the NFL, Manafort's new legal troubles, Miss America dropping the swimsuit, a Sordid Lives star dies, and more ...

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Apr 12 2018
Michael B. Jordan For MEN'S HEALTH + Republican Wave Goodbye + Madonna & Donatella + Laverne's BF + Saving Mueller + Licking Chrs Evans + Travolta's Sex Plane + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

Above: That'll do it!

Below: Keep reading for Michael B. Jordan looking insanely hot and so much more...

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