ABOVE: Good lighting.
43 posts categorized "BEAUTY PAGEANTS"
Miss Spain, Angela Ponce, is the competition's first-ever trans contestant. Though she failed to make the finals, her inclusion in the contest was already a big win for modernity.
ABOVE: Melania better watch her ass, because a dead wife would go a long way toward giving Trump sympathy, and he is a sucker for stunts. Meanwhile, Susan Collins is undecided as to whether that pachyderm almost trampled that colonialist mannequin.
BELOW: Keep reading for a non-sexually harassed Shawn Mendes, a gladiator movie to make Joey tingle, Susan Collins calls Dr. Blasey Ford a liar, a referendum on whether Bradley Cooper is fuckable, gay lovebirds are songbirds and much, much more ...
My ex used to be pageant-obsessed, and I enjoyed them, too — but always with some embarrassment, as they seemed to represent so much conservatism.
That may be changing.
First, we had contestants spanking Trump in their answers in 2017:
Above: He's 40 and fabulous. Suck it!
Below: Keep reading for a male model whose member is one you'll 'member, Trump's war on the NFL, Manafort's new legal troubles, Miss America dropping the swimsuit, a Sordid Lives star dies, and more ...
Above: That'll do it!
On Sunday evening's Miss America Pageant telecast, Miss Texas — Margana Wood — was asked by People's out gay editor Jess Cagle if Trump was correct to say there were good people on both sides of the white supremacist issue ... and even though she reps a red state, her answer was not at all timid.
Keep reading for video of her outspoken response ...
DListed: Pretty but stupid Antonio Sabato Jr. wants to be a Congress critter, but his estranged wife wants him to be her ex — and says he's a drug addict.
Politico: Trump claims “absolute right” to leak whatever he wants with whomever he wants, including Russians ... but continues attacks on media and leakers!
Huff Post: Former U.S. Ambassador to Russia on Trump's intel spill: “This is a complette disaster, it's an embarrassment.”
Joe.My.God.: Gilbert Baker Memorial rally is coming June 14 in NYC!
OMG Blog: Michael Jackson: Searching for Neverland looks like a creeptastic exploration of the King of Pop.