Dec
10
2019
ABOVE: Good lighting.
43 posts categorized "BEAUTY PAGEANTS"
Miss Spain, Angela Ponce, is the competition's first-ever trans contestant. Though she failed to make the finals, her inclusion in the contest was already a big win for modernity.
Oct
07
2018
I’m surprised @FLOTUS isn’t more adept at fending off a big orange elephant’s ass. She’s had to have many years of practice. pic.twitter.com/aW3d2RpjUo
— Michael Ⓜ️ (@michaelschweitz) October 6, 2018
ABOVE: Melania better watch her ass, because a dead wife would go a long way toward giving Trump sympathy, and he is a sucker for stunts. Meanwhile, Susan Collins is undecided as to whether that pachyderm almost trampled that colonialist mannequin.
Miss Michigan did not miss a chance to ding her state's GOP last night! (Image via video still)
My ex used to be pageant-obsessed, and I enjoyed them, too — but always with some embarrassment, as they seemed to represent so much conservatism.
That may be changing.
First, we had contestants spanking Trump in their answers in 2017:
Jun
05
2018
Above: He's 40 and fabulous. Suck it!
Apr
12
2018
Above: That'll do it!
Below: Keep reading for Michael B. Jordan looking insanely hot and so much more...
On Sunday evening's Miss America Pageant telecast, Miss Texas — Margana Wood — was asked by People's out gay editor Jess Cagle if Trump was correct to say there were good people on both sides of the white supremacist issue ... and even though she reps a red state, her answer was not at all timid.
Keep reading for video of her outspoken response ...
May
16
2017
(GIF via BirthdaysOffMag.Blogspot.com)
DListed: Pretty but stupid Antonio Sabato Jr. wants to be a Congress critter, but his estranged wife wants him to be her ex — and says he's a drug addict.
HLN: Miss USA 2017 is a nuclear scientist and government employee, but dumb enough that in a pinch she said access to health care is a privilege, not a right:
Politico: Trump claims “absolute right” to leak whatever he wants with whomever he wants, including Russians ... but continues attacks on media and leakers!
Huff Post: Former U.S. Ambassador to Russia on Trump's intel spill: “This is a complette disaster, it's an embarrassment.”
(Image via GilbertBaker.com)
Joe.My.God.: Gilbert Baker Memorial rally is coming June 14 in NYC!
OMG Blog: Michael Jackson: Searching for Neverland looks like a creeptastic exploration of the King of Pop.
(Video still via Lifetime)
