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I thought SNL's cold open was the only decent one they've had in a long time — great one-liners and not dependent on special knowledge. Love Beck's Pence ...

Above: This evil child has the gall to wear a DAD BOD shirt.

Below: Keep reading for Uma Thurman on Weinstein and Tarantino, Rapp on Spacey, Spice Girls reunion, gay bar swallowed by anti-gay church, Beck Bennett's booty, another White House dud, Jeremy London's tragic mug shot, Reince on the hot seat, Hujar's hot photos, Dem aid, Rose McGowan's anti-trans freak-out and Lana Del Rey's alleged stalker ...

Alec Baldwin's Trump made a return to SNL this weekend, acting as Mike Pence's rapid-travel agent in uncomfy situations, including at a gay wedding.

Keep reading for the cold open, as well as other hot links of the day, including Mayim Bialik's Harvey Weinstein kerfuffle and the death of a '70s TV actress ...

North Korea insight: “This could all be over by next week.” (Video still via NBC)

Baldwin went after Trump again on SNL in the cold open last night, segueing into an America's Next Top Model-style elimination night that pitted Jared Kushner (guest host Jimmy Fallon) against Steve Bannon (Mikey Day).

Spoiler alert: The “little, Jewish Amelie” won. (Video still via NBC)

Pretty good show, in spite of the often unfunny Fallon (who nonetheless pulled off a great feat by playing '70s vs. '10s John Travolta in a Family Feud sketch).

Keep reading for Baldwin's Trump ...

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Beck Bennett & Kate McKinnon tag-team Trump on SNL. Watch the Putin cold open and Kellyanne Conway doing Chicago: 

It's official: Trump will never release his tax returns, idiots.

Hot muscle in motion. Model Ricky Whittle caught touching it on Web cam. (Work Unfriendly) Milo Ventimiglia's butt. (Work Unfriendly)

Totally awesome Women's March signage.

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Brian Justin Crum's new video.

A gay-porn actor who died of AIDS in 1984 is lovingly remembered:

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Britney is in “mad love” with her new whatever-he-is-to-her, Sam Asghari.

John Lewis, 1965: Head cracked open on Bloody Sunday

Donald Trump, 1965: Plays squash at Fordham after getting Vietnam student deferment pic.twitter.com/dnaUYjxXMI

— The Smoking Gun (@tsgnews) January 14, 2017

ABOVE: Comparing and contrasting civil rights icon Rep. John Lewis and President-elect Donald Trump's histories.

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ABOVE: Some asshole at IHOP retweeted an anti-Hillary tweet from a non-American who hates the left as much as the right. The right loves it.

The @IHOP folks just took it down but the amazing thing is that it was up for a full 40 minutes.

— Adam Feldman (@FeldmanAdam) January 15, 2017

Trump is skewered six ways till Sunday on Saturday Night Live — rated P for ... Putin is my second choice:

As a bonus, check out Beck Bennett continuing his shirtless Putin character:

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Jennifer Holliday made a dumb decision, then a smart decision (full Q&A here!), then made her smartest decision yet — speaking with Joy Reid:

.@LadyJHOLLIDAY on how she came to be scheduled for #DonaldTrump's inauguration before declining to perform #AMJoy https://t.co/bMXUlsqF2E

— AM Joy w/Joy Reid (@amjoyshow) January 15, 2017

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Beck Bennett — SNL's current beefcake — showed up as shirtless Putin on the show last night to gloat over the mincemeat he's made of the U.S. electoral process, and to gift his Manchurian candidate (played by Alec Baldwin) with an Elf on the Shelf equipped with eavesdropping abilities.

Great skit, if you can overlook Cecily Strong as Melania, whose accent is Scottish or something:

More nuanced and just as funny was the later video of Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton pluckily asking an elector (beautifully acted by Strong) not to vote for Trump on Monday, AFTER THE JUMP ...