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Check out this fun, slick documenting of Gay Pride Sitges this year ...

ABOVE: FOX's Rocky Horror Picture show, starring Laverne Cox, gets a lipsticky teaser.

Belgian man wants assisted suicide because he can't handle being gay: “It is a permanent suffering, like being a prisoner in my own body.”

Madonna's Blond Ambition dancer Jose Gutierez strikes a pose in FU Underwear:

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Gay dude: “I'm gay, and Instagram is ruining my life.” I dunno. I like to look at beautiful things and know I won't ever be David Gandy. Shrugs.

Supposedly, the LGBTQ community is pissed off at American Apparel's new pro-gay line. Why? The letter A used for “ally” instead of ... “asexual,” “aromatic,” “a gender.”

Azealia Banks has vowed to never again use the word “faggot.” And she seemingly means it:

 

Hillary Clinton has harsh words for Ted Cruz and Donald J. Trump in a speech at Stanford, following the attacks in Brussels. http://cnn.it/1pyWopm"One thing we know that does not work is offensive, inflammatory rhetoric that demonizes all Muslims," Clinton says.

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Brussels suspects (Image via Belgian police)

Belgian cops release photo of terror suspects.

Gawker's Nick Denton tears into jury's gigantic judgment for Hulk Hogan.

If you'd let Sarah Palin be your Judge Judy, you're dumber than Ben Carson.

Boxer has a prize-winning bulge.

Glamourpuss Rita Gam dies @ 88, Peyton Place actor James Douglas @ 86.

Rosie O'Donnell taunts Donald Trump on her birthday:

 

hats arrived - HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 ME!! #drumpf

A photo posted by Rosie ODonnell (@rosie) on Mar 21, 2016 at 5:39pm PDT

Notre metro bien connu... Image choquante de #maelbeek ... pic.twitter.com/XhgB71RM0P

— alxdm (@alxdm) March 22, 2016

Just days after the arrest of Paris terror suspect Salah Abdeslam in Belgium, a string of explosions—including one possible suicide bombing—have rocked the airport and subway in Brussels.

The attacks have killed over 30 people and injured up to 200.

Islamic State has taken responsibility for the attacks.

President Obama said:

We will do whatever is necessary to support our friend and ally Belgium in bringing to justice those who are responsible. This is yet another reminder that the world must unite. We must be together regardless of nationality, or race, or faith, in fighting against the scourge of terrorism. We can and we will defeat those who threaten the safety and security of people all around the world.

Hillary Clinton's response called for more coordination with the Europeans and rejected Donald Trump's call for a return to torture. Bernie Sanders hasn't yet responded, and who really cares what Ted Cruz thinks?

UPDATE: Bernie weighs in:

 

It’s important we not succumb to bigotry. We are fighting a terrorist organization killing innocent people. We are not fighting a religion.

— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) March 22, 2016

Five people in total detained in Brussels including Paris attacks suspect Salah Abdeslam, Belgian prosecutor says https://t.co/ouameRQ1Kz

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) March 18, 2016

Paris terror-attack suspect Salah Abdeslam arrested in Belgium.

Hulk Hogan wins $115M in invasion-of-privacy suit against Gawker.

Mitt Romney will vote for Ted Cruz in Utah.

David Brooks urges: “No, Not Trump, Not Ever.”

Zac Efron squats to conquer.

How did I miss Henry Cavill just a few blocks away from me???

Henry Cavill comes out as Superman in Times Square. (Image via Instagram @henrycavill)

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In honor of #HumanRightsDay December 10, watch Aban + Khorshid, above.

Gay refugees, menaced by fellow refugees, re-housed. Gay quarters next year.

Trump cheers terrorist attacks; they help him in the polls.

The fight isn't about “Islam,” or “Muslims”—Hillary knows, Falwell Jr. doesn't.

London knife attack “is for Syria!”

Mass shootings by one specific group: Americans.

Calling it “radical Islamic terrorism” helps the Islamic State.

Murder rate is ... not increasing: 50-year low.

It's a Kardashian!

Saving a Legend: An Evangelical dorm-rooming with porn star.

Unpacking the Mormon Church's policy on gay couples.

Gay filmmaker's Christmas horror flick needs your cash.

Attorneys' fees awarded in Arkansas gay-marriage case.

Lindsey Graham wants Republicans to “get real” on abortion.

Jimmy Carter, 91, is “cancer-free.”

Caitlyn Jenner gets her ass sued.

World's cutest stalker is still a stalker, deserves serious jail time.

I'd watch him lick that envelope all day.

Madonna eyes unapologetic bitch's unapologetic banana.

Naomi Campbell nip-slip at Madonna's house.

RIPPED twink.

Catholic-school details.

Posing straps are the best.

I want to be this Santa Claus!!!

Sexually fluid Nyle DiMarco is America's (final) Next Top Model.

Gay covers galore.

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