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I thought SNL's cold open was the only decent one they've had in a long time — great one-liners and not dependent on special knowledge. Love Beck's Pence ...

ABOVE: He gives good profile.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's shaky glass of water, sexy Michael Turchin, a Karen's Kevin is fired and more ...

ABOVE: Lally gagging.

BELOW: Keep reading for Daniel Craig as Emmanuelle, Trump shits the bed on coronavirus, the stock market crashed and much more ...

Carson has no business being in public life, or in any position of authority. Seeing him stumble through this interview and try, ham-handedly, to try to downplay the seriousness of the coronavirus, should terrify you.

He thinks coronavirus is no big deal, and it's crystal clear the Trump Administration has zero idea how to handle it.

ABOVE: Say Ben!

BELOW: Keep reading for a soccer player show-off, Trump's hissy fit, Harriet Tubman's snub and more ...

Above: Robert Reyes has got those legs for days, weeks and even months.

Below: Keep reading for a red-hot Olympian, an Iris Gold rush, an '80s hottie, a gay teen on TV and a gay teen character in the movies, Trump's beef with pork on the hoof Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Shameless D-pics, a football jock quizzed about his sexual orientation, blindingly hot models, Ben Carson's anti-gay stupidity and celebrating International Women's Day ...

Mueller to the rescue! (Image via Time)

CNN: Intel chiefs tell Mueller's investigators Trump suggested they publicly deny any collusion between his campaign and Russia.

What do you call a bill that strips away protections for people—incl. kids—w/ preexisting conditions, like cancer? Say it with me now, MEAN! pic.twitter.com/SiiPoAjENC

— Sen. Al Franken (@SenFranken) June 21, 2017

Huff Post: Senate's Trumpcare bill slashes Medicaid by more than the House version, totally defunds Planned Parenthood.

The bill Republicans announced today is even worse than expected and by far the most harmful piece of legislation I've seen in my lifetime. https://t.co/EIVIdTKY1x

— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) June 22, 2017

Crime Watch Daily: Trans woman menaced by bat-wielding man in the Bronx feared for her life.

DListed: Two Cosby jurors were immobile when it came to considering convicting him.

OMG Blog: Ginger, Katya and Alaska give merciless drag names to Steve Bannon, Jeff Sessions, Ted Cruz, Ben Carson and more.

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The Kilted Coaches: Those adorable Kilted Coaches show more than ever for Pride. Watch, after the jump ...

Um... pic.twitter.com/IBkvg3MIMq

— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) March 13, 2017

Kellyanne Conway submitted to a piece with The Record, posing with her children for some unguarded moments meant to humanize her.

D.C. Confidential

Instead, we caught a glimpse of a laughable portrait she keeps of herself in a frame, a glam image of Baghdad Bobbi draped in fur and '40s glamour makeup.

Who has this type of ... optimistic ... image of themselves on display in their home? Actually, lots of people, like Trump:

A 1987 image for which Trump paid $24K to Ralph Wolfe Cowan (Image by Ralph Wolfe Cowan)

Or how about HUD Secretary Ben Carson, whose pic with Jesus takes the cake: 

Ben Carson: inside the worldview of a political conundrum https://t.co/z26Musw6ec pic.twitter.com/fIBbgkM2gj

— The Guardian (@guardian) November 7, 2015

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