“I may have forgotten to mention this, but ... ” (Image via Warner Bros.)

Vanity Fair: Bizarre Joan Crawford facts to enhance your Feud experience, such as: “Why is that German lady called Mamacita?!”

Paul Burrell, who is now a village florist (Video still via Reelz Channel)

Towleroad: Princess Diana's butler, Paul Burrell, divorces wife of 30+ years, comes out as gay, says Di was only woman who knew about him for years. Past interview:

Politico: House Oversight Committee Chair Jason Chaffetz, who should be investigating Trump, says poor people must choose: Health, or a phone.

theOUTfront: Ben Cohen hits the gym!

(Image via Instagram @bencohenstandup)

Huffington Post: Ben Carson thinks slaves were immigrants, admires how they worked hard “for less.”

Salon: Morning Joe has been sucking Trump's nether regions forever, but now co-host Mike Brzezinski says, “This presidency is fake and failed”:

"This presidency is fake and failed"-@morningmika, today

Hey, Mika, what took so long? pic.twitter.com/boos4XWgUx

— Adam Khan (@Khanoisseur) March 6, 2017

Trump in his first interview as, gulp, POTUS. (Video still via ABC)

Trump: Torture “absolutely” works. I guess his campaign appearances proved that.

#2 man in Russia who reportedly oversaw DNC hacking was just arrested for treason there. That'll end well.

Mattis reportedly had no idea Trump was going to toy with bringing back “black sites.”

Dems in the Senate are not on board with freezing out Trump — Warren okaying Ben Carson for HUD despite her reservations.

That “screw our president” kid was (Libertarian) Drew Carey's son.

Cyndi Lauper whines that Madonna went too far in her Women's March speech, but, um, hey, now, hey, now ... 

ABOVE: Smarmy Ben Carson can't assure Sen. Warren he won't help make Trump richer in his proposed job as HUD director.

BELOW: Former Republican who got cancer and suddenly loved Obamacare is told by Paul Ryan repealing ACA is better off dead.

Gay Paypal tycoon Peter Thiel defends Trump against scandals, saying Obama's 8 corruption-free years were boring. Please, bore me!

(Image by Mario Testino)

Check out Mario Testino's barely-there-towel series on Instagram series; it just landed a new, nude David Gandy.

Here's your chance to buy Jennifer Finney Boylan's book ... and introduce a cream pie to Caitlyn's inauguration-going face.

 

Study concludes what we have surmised for some time: There was no Patient Zero for AIDS outbreak. Also, see above on the FDA blood-donor ban.

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(Image by Kyle Szarzy via BosGuy.com)

Here's at least four things to do in Boston!

Review of Dear Evan Hansen on Broadway. 

Trump selects buffoon — who recently admitted he couldn't handle a government job — as HUD Secretary: Ben Carson. (Get why?)

Dems plan to delay, delay, delay all of Trump's Cabinet picks. Remember Merrick Garland? Federal judge orders immediate recount of Michigan.

Guess one way for Trump to get people behind him is intentionally starting a Cold War with China. Or a hot one?

Pietro can't stop revealing himself on Instagram. (Image via Instagram @pietroboselli)

After the jump, Pietro Boselli (above), shows you his manhood without actually showing it ...

(Video still via FOX Business)

Dr. Ben Carson has said he would not like to play a role in Donald Trump's Cabinet, citing his lack of governmental experience ... in spite of which, he ran for POTUS.

When Ben Carson knows your Cabinet is gonna be a shitshow, it may be time to quit before you start.

Donald Trump infested Detroit today—Dr. Ben Carson in tow—in order to take part in a scripted (!) Q&A with a preacher at a black church.

Great Faith Ministries International is less than half full as @realDonaldTrump prepares to come to the church. pic.twitter.com/JoIrVD3ffj

— Yamiche Alcindor (@Yamiche) September 3, 2016

The church was half-empty, but any black person seriously considering lifelong racist Donald Trump as a viable candidate for president is all-nuts, IMO. 

Outside the propagandistic event, protesters chanted, “What do you have to lose? EVERYTHING!” it was in response to Trump's infamous speech asking POC what they had to lose by giving him a shot.

Well, at least the person who currently resides in Dr. Ben's childhood home is a Democrat voting for Hillary Clinton: 

Waaay in the back, it's me interviewing current owner of Carson's childhood home. She says she's voting for Hillary. https://t.co/SC00vCIwsy

— Sam Sanders (@samsanders) September 3, 2016

Here is how some of the parishioners from the church Trump attended reacted to his B.S.: 

(Video still via CNN)

Dr. Ben Carson was in Detroit to help Donald Trump's outreach to black people. His literal outreach looked like this: 

what a photo (via @JenAshleyWright) pic.twitter.com/by4C9j0r0s

— laura olin (@lauraolin) September 3, 2016

Carson was actually hosting Trump at his childhood home. The childhood home of Dr. Ben Carson? Who the fuck cares? He may be a member of the party of Lincoln, but he ain't Lincoln. So he came from somewhere—so do zits, and I want them to go away as quickly as possible, too.

Meanwhile, Carson is such a narcissist he abandoned a live interview about Trump when he grew concerned over his luggage. Keep reading for that unbelievable video ...

So far this year, Kirk Cameron has claimed Jesus's attitude was “either you're for me, or you're against me,” claimed a wife should follow her hubby's lead and has led us to believe that Ben Carson (who?) was a bona fide godly man.

He's either always wrong or always lying. See video.