ABOVE: I wish I'd never gotten so many gold stars in Aqua Tots.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model whose hotness can't be camouflaged, outrageous anti-Irish meme shared by the GOP, Beto > Bernie, high-profile queer nuptials, the death of one of Popeye's BFFs and more ...

ABOVE: When you're on at all times.

BELOW: Keep reading for a bareassed model, Lindsey Graham's latest backstab to America and more ...

Is he a safe Beto? (Image by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair)

Beto O'Rourke announced he is running for president yesterday, using a Vanity Fair cover story to do so ...

ABOVE: You're soaking in it.

BELOW: Keep reading for V-Day underwear to wear, a twist in the Justin Fairfax rape accusations, a Jussie Smollett update, Beto's bigger crowd and more ...

ABOVE: It's got five eggplants on Yelp. Follow HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for Virginia's unending mess, Trump's unending SOTU and more ...

ABOVE: Universal appeal.

BELOW: Trump's wall fail, jock flashed under his towel (another one!), gay hustler goes straight and more ...

ABOVE: Begging to get towel-snapped.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay standing O, a Brazilian LGBTQ nightlife collective, the age of consent and more ...

"We'll be watching the TV tonight, with him -- he'll be some place in the city. But it'll mean just so much.

It'll mean that, by gosh, we all still have a chance to have a decent country, with decent values, with decent relationships with other people." #PamFromElPaso pic.twitter.com/fgeHTiYBc2

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) November 6, 2018

Touching clip. Get out and vote!'

Also touching:

Wow. This is powerful.

This Oklahoma woman (Tiffany Eichner) is a registered Republican who voted straight Democrat because, she said the Kavanaugh hearing, "changed everything for me."pic.twitter.com/kPMIcAV6tP

— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) November 6, 2018

And fucking hilarious:

I will never not enjoy watching Ted Cruz get owned. (In this case by a talking dog.)

Cruz: It was the Democrats that took you into the vet to get fixed.

TRIUMPH: I support spaying and neutering...just like Trump did to you. pic.twitter.com/HBZK1uHXJm

— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) November 6, 2018