ABOVE: Marlene Dietrich was a gay man trapped in a 90-year-old shut-in's body.

BELOW: Keep reading for Stephen Amell & Alexander Ludwig barely dressed, COVID-19 relief officially on the way, Gaetz co-opts #FreeBritney and more ...

ABOVE: A shirtless reminiscence.

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden's COVID-19 speech, an outdoor shower (GULP), Ross Mathews' fiancé, the new Vanity Fair cover and more ...

It's a Christmas Carol Channing! (Image via video still)

Bette Midler (and Meidas Touch) were saving this one ...

ABOVE: Fly the friendly thighs.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jonathan Bennett's ugly-crying, Trump's lawyer issuing a death threat, Manchin's Republicanism and more ...

“I'm game!” (Image via video still)

Bette Midler granted a long, newsy interview to Rosanna Scotto on FOX 5's Good Day New York to talk about her annual Hulaween charity event, this time themed to Hocus Pocus. Tickets for the Friday, October 30, event are at NYRP.org.

In Search of the Sanderson Sisters: A Hocus Pocus Hulaween Takeover will stream one time only, and is hosted by Elvira with guests:

A coupla Hello, Dolly! dollies (Image via video still)

Check out Broadway Does Mother's Day, billed as a benefit for the Broadway Cares COVID-19 Emergency Assistance Fund — it's got a little of everything, and a lot of everyone ...

Don't tell me what to see! (GIF via GIPHY)

Oh. My. God. 

So, First Wives Club's Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler and Diane Keaton are re-teaming for another movie together ...

ABOVE: Holiday Treat. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for an ideal Teamm8, Klobuchar's new name for the Ukrainian scandal, Billy Porter's next gig, a disastrous Ellen interview and more  ...