ABOVE: Holiday Treat. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for an ideal Teamm8, Klobuchar's new name for the Ukrainian scandal, Billy Porter's next gig, a disastrous Ellen interview and more  ...

ABOVE: Brief wardrobe.

BELOW: Keep reading for a rugby booty god, a new chance to kneecap Brexit, Jami Gertz (just 'cuz), beefcake rhapsody and more ...

Bette was full-circle, from her bath days to singing for half-naked hedonists at Pride! (All images by Matthew Rettenmund)

The Pride Main Event at the Javits Center, held Friday-Saturday, June 28-29, is not exactly where you'd expect to find me — but had you looked early enough, you would've.

I'd never been to any kind of circuit party, but since this was the biggest one ever (11,000+ tickets sold) and was going to feature some interesting performances fairly early on, I went.

ABOVE: The red schlong diaries.

BELOW: Keep reading for Madonna's new video, a new GOP sex scandal, the death of a popular YouTuber and more..

ABOVE: Protein bar.

BELOW: Keep reading for George H.W. Bush, Nick Jonas, Cameron Dallas and more ...

ABOVE: Gaga speaks up for Dr. Ford on the eve of the votes that will all but ensure Kavanaugh's ascension to the SCOTUS.

BELOW: Keep reading for tons of hot men with VPLs, Murkowski's last stand, naked Mexican men tied to posts, Trump's toilet paper stroll and much, much more ...

ABOVE: He's the most! Follow him here.

I mean, it's a good angle. (Image via Instagram)

BELOW: Keep reading for Madonna's Babyface-era Ray of Light tunes, Trump and Cohen tear each other apart, Guilfoyle's Fox News scandal, Cher getting a Kennedy Center Honor, Hillary on Broadway, and more ...

Above: Looks like diet guru and model David Laid has got it allll figured out.

Below: Keep reading for a STUNNING naked model, Joanne the Scammer without any clothes (no, you DO want to), the lesbian parents denied health care for their baby, Donald Trump's lame fake phone call, and more ...