ABOVE: Dan's my neighbor. If I lean out my window, I can see his butt. Any window.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot rags, a Pride Night veteran and more ...

Wet! Wet! Wet! (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

ABOVE: Because Hawaii is for lovers. Sub to my OnlyFans photography page here.

BELOW: Keep reading for monkeypox on the rise, Marjorie Taylor Greene calling the shooting in Highland Park a false flag, Burt Ward's super thighs and more ...

Fourth of July this year is a losing Bette (Image via movie still)

... ah, never mind.

ABOVE: It's hard to be humble.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Simpsons romance, a gun-violence tragedy, some Hocus Pocus 2 and more ...

ABOVE: It's art.

BELOW: Keep reading for Momoa's new outfit, Garrett Clayton's vows, how Missouri cornholed an LGBTQ exhibit and more ...

ABOVE: Marlene Dietrich was a gay man trapped in a 90-year-old shut-in's body.

BELOW: Keep reading for Stephen Amell & Alexander Ludwig barely dressed, COVID-19 relief officially on the way, Gaetz co-opts #FreeBritney and more ...

ABOVE: A shirtless reminiscence.

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden's COVID-19 speech, an outdoor shower (GULP), Ross Mathews' fiancé, the new Vanity Fair cover and more ...

It's a Christmas Carol Channing! (Image via video still)

Bette Midler (and Meidas Touch) were saving this one ...