ABOVE: That's a may-un. More here — follows appreciated!

BELOW: Keep reading for the youngest and hungest Santy Claus, Trump parodied by MAD, Luke Benward's nips and the return of those high-as-a-kite gay geeks ...

ABOVE: Meet Jordan Guske, a superhot hockey player turned superhot model.

BELOW: Keep reading for Noah Centineo, Facebook's latest anti-gay gaffe, genderqueer Shakespeare, red-hot model, and more ...

ABOVE: Luke Evans is F hot, and wants to remind us of that. Noted!

BELOW: Keep reading for cute guys, GLOW's Florian, that history-making Beyoncé cover, Sheriff Joe Arpaio on getting a BJ from Trump, and more ...

Above: Eugene Simon is perfect, and shows off his rump (Work Unfriendly)!

Below: Keep reading for Keith Laue's booty, Sarah Huckabee Sanders's new diet, Cynthia Nixon's trans announcement, #PermitPatty strikes again, and more ...

Above: The above — FOLLOW HERE — made me remember this that '70s or '80s image of the gay clone in jeans sitting on a fire hydrant in the village. Even though no fire hydrant around. For some reason.

Below: Keep reading for Ben Robson's behind, a lower-court ruling that shows Masterpiece wasn't about NO GAYS ALLOWED, Gabriel Fernandez's mom and her boyfriend sentenced, a gay-marriage win for Bermuda, Trump's winging it with North Korea, and more ...

Above: If your first thought is that he's mismatching denims, you may be too gay.

Below: Hot Queer Eye guy in his undies, Tom Daley's mishap, South African queer style, Black Panther porn flap, Conchita Wurst forced to come out as HIV positive, and more ...

Above: He's hangin' out. Or at least, I wish he were!

Below: Why the MyPillow guy is disgusting, horrible suicide of a gay-rights  advocate, a moment of release in an airplane lav, all about Beyoncé, and more ...

Above: Personal trainer goals.

Below: Keep reading for Tom Daley's wardrobe malfunction (the wardrobe being a tiny Speedo!), Gus & Adam's lip-lock, a shocking racist arrest at Starbucks, the death of a film genius and much more ...