One step away from a harness ... (Image via Instagram)

If you're unaware of silver medallist Chris Mazdzer, you may want to check him out.

 

The most revealing official portrait ever! (Image via Team USA)

He dislikes shirts, and apparently hates underwear ...

ABOVE: Nyle DiMarco is proud of his ... calendar appearance.

BELOW: Keep reading for the eroticization/mocking of that QShaman, Comey's latest contribution to American decline and more  ...

ABOVE: He looked mahvelous. Follow me here.

BELOW: Keep reading for the arrests of several infamous Capitol coup-ers, an incredible slice of history ending, a porn memoir and more ...

ABOVE: Who cares whether he cleans up well?

BELOW: Soto's so-hot nudes, Trump to be investigated (again), gay teen almost dismembered on Grindr date and more ...

Strong performance (Image via video still)

January 3 would've been the birthday of muscleman Dan Vadis, who appeared in numerous Italian sword-and-sandal flicks.

Keep reading for more of this gone-too-soon hunk ...

ABOVE: Attitude is on the money with its Bridgerton cover.

BELOW: Alexander Wang #MeTooed, Dawn Wells of Gilligan's Island and Shabba-Doo have died unexpectedly, Republican COVID-teasers get what they deserve and more ...

More like the ex-Mr. Kate Jackson at Gr8erDays! Follows appreciated.

After worshiping the ground on which KJ Apa walks ever since his shirtless debut on Riverdale in 2017, MrMan is here to document the fact that the dreamy creamboat has finally delivered his first-ever real, actual, boner-fide nude scene ...