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Oh, Mary! (Image via Twitter)

If Biden/Harris can't beat Trump, I have myself to blame — for the first time ever, since I began caring enough about politics to notice, the person I strongly wanted as VP was selected!

Check out some of the warm welcomes she is receiving, and let's evict Trump and relocate his digs to a prison:

 

I'm thrilled to welcome @KamalaHarris to a historic Democratic ticket. She's already proven herself to be an incredible public servant and leader. And I know she’ll be a strong partner to @JoeBiden. Please join me in having her back and getting her elected. pic.twitter.com/cmtOO8Gqqv

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) August 11, 2020

.@KamalaHarris will be a great partner to @JoeBiden in making our government a powerful force for good in the fight for social, racial, and economic justice. pic.twitter.com/q5ggXBro5B

— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) August 11, 2020

Thrilled to support @KamalaHarris as next VP. I was honored to speak with @JoeBiden at length over the weekend and again today. His focus on reaching out to every corner of our country speaks to how he will lead us. I look forward to doing all I can for Team #BidenHarris!

— Stacey Abrams (@staceyabrams) August 11, 2020

My warmest congratulations to ⁦@KamalaHarris⁩. I am confident Biden-Harris will prove to be a winning ticket. I will do my utmost to help them win and govern. 👇🏽 pic.twitter.com/9pfJggZSV9

— Susan Rice (@AmbassadorRice) August 11, 2020

I am extraordinarily proud to support @KamalaHarris and @JoeBiden! They will be a fierce team to Build America Back Better. #WeHaveHerBack pic.twitter.com/pxNnv5bGD2

— Gretchen Whitmer (@gretchenwhitmer) August 11, 2020

I’ve known Senator @KamalaHarris for a long time. She is more than prepared for the job. She’s spent her career defending our Constitution and fighting for folks who need a fair shake. This is a good day for our country. Now let’s go win this thing. pic.twitter.com/duJhFhWp6g

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) August 11, 2020

Congratulations to @KamalaHarris, who will make history as our next Vice President. She understands what it takes to stand up for working people, fight for health care for all, and take down the most corrupt administration in history. Let’s get to work and win.

— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) August 11, 2020

This is a terrific choice! @KamalaHarris will be a great partner and she and @JoeBiden make a strong team.

— Bill Clinton (@BillClinton) August 11, 2020

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“If I'm not a team player — whose team? Whose team?” (Image via CNN)

Linda Tripp, the villain of the Clinton impeachment scandal — until the press decided, decades later, that maybe Clinton was the heavy all along — has died suddenly following a pancreatic cancer diagnosis.

She was 70.