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At every checkout across the U.S. for years. (Image via NE)

I remember reading maybe 20 years ago a piece on National Enquirer — which I used to buy and read because I thought it was funny, it had actual news on old-time stars and my aunt used to have it so it was nostalgic — and in the piece, someone at the mag pointed out they actually had way more damaging stories that they'd never run, and it was because people don't want to read bad news about stars like Bill Cosby. It was hard to imagine what the stories could be at the time.

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I knew the mag traded bad stories for good — that's why you'd suddenly see at-home-with features with someone you knew was sweating being outed.

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Bill Cosby, 81, has been sentenced to 3-10 years in prison and branded a “sexually violent predator” for his rape of Andrea Constand in 2004.

Pretty sobering! Fame and wealth only go so far. More here.

Irony alert! Roseanne signed this cover for me in 1989! (Image via Matthew Rettenmund/Jet Magazine)

Roseanne Barr is belatedly apologizing after making a blatantly racist remark slamming Obama Administration veteran Valerie Jarrett, comparing her to Planet of the Apes.

After she trended on Twitter for the remark, Barr decided to apologize — after once again (please, just do it already!) promising to leave the platform:

Above: Maybe, but he looks worth the effort.

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Matt and Dan and their chests (Video still via Bravo)

Above: Matt Wilkas and Dan Gordh — they of Matt & Dan — got shirtless for Andy Cohen. Video below.

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Cosby, as seen in a bizarre video he made for fans (Image via video still)

Entertainer Bill Cosby, 80, has been found guilty of three counts of aggravated sexual assault for drugging and raping Andrea Constand ...

Above: You can't take a bad snap in Waikiki, especially if you look like that.

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