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Above: Garrett Clayton is playing to his strengths.

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I was addressing one argument made constantly, not every argument made ever. Thank you for playing Twitter. https://t.co/Vhkcijqg7L

— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) February 23, 2016

If you're holding her past views on gay issues against Hillary, Savage says: Stop.

Republican NC Gov. McCrory vows to block a Charlotte gay-rights ordinance.

Mariah Carey being wheeled from point A to point B.

Queerty is launching a Web series.

 

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Rugby stud Danny Care = WOOF.

Bill & Melinda Gates would do anything to promote GatesLetter.com: