ABOVE: I'm surprised Andrew Shue is the most famous cuckold at the moment. He seems the ideal man.

BELOW: Keep reading for a baseball playing coming out, Marj calling for a second civil war, Biden in Ukraine and more ...

ABOVE: That Ken Berry had some nice laigs.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot calendar, drag exhibition leads to Molotov cocktail, Trump's buddy Kash Patel gets immunity and more ...

Let's have socks. (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: I'm not sure the message Charlie Puth's sending, but consider it received.

BELOW: Keep reading for THE Tom Chase, Musk vs. Trump, a trans art exhibit at Outfest and more ...

ABOVE: He'll sign his dick pics ... under the table!

BELOW: Keep reading for Billy Reilich's OnlyFans, the anti-gay flap over Lightyear, them's Now Awards and more ...

ABOVE: Today would've been Divine's 76th birthday. He'd be around the same age as Cher and Dolly Parton. Instead, we lost him in 1988. Still remember the sting when a co-worker told me. I didn't believe her (no Internet) and went back to my dorm and dug through recycled newspapers to find the obit.

BELOW: Keep reading for Marvel's foray into LGBTQ representation, Billy Porter's bold proclamation, how MTV hopes to fight for our rights and more ...

ABOVE: An embarrassment of riches.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay Xmas tale, Billy Porter on his HIV diagnosis and more ... ...

To peach their own. (Images via video stills)

The 2021 MTV VMAs were off to a bootylicious start when Madonna — following a sweet sort of updating of her “Happy Anniversary, Darling” spot for MTV (that was wishing the network a happy 1oth, this was wishing it a happy GULP 40th) — showed up in full Dita Parlo gear, turning around to helpfully provide a big ass to kiss for any of her haters.

SURPRISE! The #VMAs begin with an introduction from the one and only @Madonna pic.twitter.com/YmWtjabVJ7

— MTV NEWS (@MTVNEWS) September 13, 2021

It was good TV, and probably great promo for her October 8 Madame X concert film on Paramount+.

Lil Nas X killed another live performance on a major awards show, arriving to save the somewhat boring MTV VMAs at the Barclays Center Sunday night.

I also loved that he was introduced by another Black gay man, Billy Porter:

Billy Porter introduced Lil Nas X and was serving looks! #vmas #LilNasX #MTVVMAs pic.twitter.com/aA504BYaQh

— GoreJust Goth (@gorejustgoth) September 13, 2021

my jaw? on the FLOOR. @LilNasX just KILLED it with @JackHarlow 🔥 #VMAs pic.twitter.com/Z54jXXP2E2

— Video Music Awards (@vmas) September 13, 2021

Also liked that the show welcomed back other '80s icons in honor of its anniversary, including Cyndi Lauper (demanding women's rights) and David Lee Roth. I actually wish they'd gone even further into it and gotten Janet Jackson and a host of others I'm thinking of. (Maybe Janet could close the show still, as it isn't over yet.)

ABOVE: Everybody run ...

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