ABOVE: Apparently, we don't have to let social distancing keep us from exercising, damn it.

BELOW: Keep reading for Daniel Newman's COVID-19 testing struggles, a heroic response to a cold-hearted mayor, a clever revisiting of Shaun of the Dead and much more ...

ABOVE: Billy Reilich's Sex on the Beach begins tonight. I hear his exes are ... not who you'd expect.

BELOW: Keep reading for a reality star's peen, a jock about to come out, Emmy nominations, gay teen convicted of murder in the Bronx and more ...

ABOVE: Awwww!

BELOW: Keep reading for Billy Reilich's racy new series, the deplorable conditions in U.S. concentration camps, a new gay turncoat to revile, a porn fantasy and more ...

ABOVE: He's just keepin' it teal.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tyler Hoechlin and Billy Reilich flexing their acting muscles, a dark reboot of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Robyn album news, Grindr's attempt to spread kindness along with your legs, Cher's feminist take on an ABBA classique and more ...

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E!'s What Happens at The Abbey premieres Sunday at 10 p.m. ET/PT, and I've seen a sneak peek.

Is it as gay as WeHo? No. But it is, as the bar's longtime owner David Cooley has said, a diverse look at one of the most iconic gay watering holes in the country.

From a press release:

Located in the heart of Los Angeles’ West Hollywood neighborhood, The Abbey, hailed as the “Best Gay Bar in the World,”  is an institution where labels are abandoned, inclusion is paramount and everyone, regardless of their sexuality comes to mix and mingle with celebrities.

Presiding over one of the wildest nightclubs in Los Angeles, the team unapologetically embodies the open-minded mentality of The Abbey while fostering an environment of acceptance. Managed by owner David Cooley, the staff juggles delivering first-rate service to their VIP guests and celebrities while dealing with relationship drama, diverse sexuality and the pursuit of their own Hollywood dreams. It’s not all work, as this outrageous and unpredictable squad somehow manages to party even harder than their celebrity patrons.

So basically, a bunch of twentysomethings screwing each other, screwing each other over, getting wasted and tearfully fighting about things you forgot ever made you mad.

(Image via Monte Carlo Resort)

theOUTfront: Get revved up for Ricky Martin's Las Vegas residency.

Huff Post: Mike Pence is saber-rattling in South Korea, 35 miles from North Korea, which is run by a madman with one of the world's biggest armies.

Kotaku: Robert Yang wants virtual reality to be “obscenely gay.”

An example of Yang's jerk. I mean, work. (Image via Robert Yang)

Kenneth in the (212): HD video of NYC in '93. Which feels like yesterday, but was a generation ago.

Medium: United made a gay man abandon his mobility device, threatens him with arrest. (Oh, and they made an engaged couple miss their nuptials.)

The Advocate: The Abbey's David Cooley addresses criticism that his bar isn't really gay anymore.

From the upcoming show What Happens at the Abbey (Video still via E!)

 

One of your Jons (Video still via BBC)

OMG Blog: S Club 7's Jon Lee, formerly a little twink, wants you to see what a rugged, tramp-stamped Treasure Island Media type he's become.

NYDN: The Port Authority cops are now peeking into men's room stalls in order to charge guys with lewdness. Instead, they're spying lawsuits.

(Video still via E!)

E! Entertainment: Billy Reilich and some other people are on a new reality series centered around The Abbey, the gay mecca of L.A. Lots of straight stuff in the trailer:

DListed: Alexander Skarsgård's peen made a violent appearance on Big Little Lies. It looked a little big! (Work Unfriendly, even if it's a prosthetic)

Kenneth in the (212): Debbie Harry continues her OMG Can You Believe How Amazing I Look? tour, dings reporter for “creating an issue” about her age.

My difficult interview with Debbie Harry @StellarMagAU @dailytelegraph https://t.co/i4imLRMmaa

— Jordan Baker (@JordsBaker) March 18, 2017

Hollywood Reporter: What's Eating Gilbert Grape's Darlene Cates dies @ 69.

(Video still via Sally)

Above: Madonna's Blond Ambition Tour/“Vogue” video dancers performed together for the first time in 25 years!

Naval plebes stripping to the waist and shimmying up that monument—it never gets old.

Billy Reilich swears he only has four outfits, not counting his birthday suit. Well, wear what works for ya:

Are you Team Hulk Hogan in his legal actions against Gawker? Well, so is nutty, Trump-lovin', gay Libertarian Peter Thiel, who is reportedly bankrolling the right-wing wrestler.

A judge has cleared the way for Bill Cosby to face his only sex-abuse accuser whose claim is not outside the statue of limitations.

The official trailer for Guys Reading Poems is here—right after the jump ...