Bryce Harper wants to flex you up + Aaron Taylor-Johnson Flaunts it!

Trans activist tries to shout down the prez, he ain't having it.

Bristol Palin is surely the world's most judgmental cum-whore.

SPLC wins suit: Ex-gay conversion therapy is fraud.

Gone with the Wind is racist, but is it the same as a Confederate flag?

Courtney Act's Reddit.com Q&A involves prostitutes and meth conventions.

Tyler Posey's 1st kiss was ... Miley???

Also, Courtney will Tumblr for ya!

Madonna hits the Hot 100, plus Billboard's two bits on the $10 debate.

She don't need money, she needs love!

Kennedy and Roberts helped save Obamacare. Why Roberts? This.

Bobby Jindal gives no head.

3 simple safety tips everyone should follow.

In the privacy of my own home? FUCK THAT.

Huge, huge ass. Unbelievable.

Rose McGowan blasted Adam Sandler, got dropped by her agent.

Chris Crocker gets lips enhanced, gets nose out of joint.

#ageism: NYC's oldest gay bar closes.

World's sexiest Madonna fan? See his video here.

Fábio-lous!

Bayna El-Min, the Dallas BBQ fugitive

1. The asshole who cracked a chair over those guys at Dallas BBQ is IDed.

2. Turns out the Dallas BBQ chair-tosser is a violent career criminal. (And gay.)

3. Perp's name is Bayna El-Amin, and he has opinions on vogueing.

Cancer charities were total frauds.

Was the Game of Thrones rape scene gratuitous?

Lola dyes her brown roots gray while Madonna dyes her gray roots brown.

George Clooney anoints this the era of the haters.

An NKOTB abs-fest, plus a richly deserved diss for Ramin Setoodeh.

ABOVE: Meet Vaidas Baumila, Lithuanian Eurovision entrant.

Hillary wants her e-mails out NOW.

Madonna was as high as a kite when she F-bombed Letterman.

Unpopular Gov. Bobby Jindal (R-Louisiana) issues anti-gay exec order.

Jennifer Connelly is ass-ta-ass analog.

Rihanna “Bitch Better Have My Money” Flosstradamus Remix.

Ka-ching!