ABOVE: I wish he'd simply throw in the towel.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Momoa's big change, Trump's spiral, the death of an ally and more ...

ABOVE: Up your nose with a rubber hose.

BELOW: Alex Pettyfer's butt and a buncha other stuff ...

Coming April 26! (Image via Love Indie Films)

This is one of the weirdest pop-cultural, let alone literary, stories of all time — and it's now a movie: J.T. LeRoy. Kristen Stewart is perfectly cast as the mysterious, ultimately fictional figure who stumped the world, and it's interesting seeing Courtney Love returning to films after what had seemed a promising start 30 (Sid & Nancy, Straight to Hell) and then 20 (The People vs. Larry Flynt) years ago ...

ABOVE: Oh, now I get cosplay.

BELOW: Keep reading for a short film on anti-gay abuse that is even more horrifying than you expect, a Glee veteran's song about sex and drugs, and Now Apocalypse's most out-there sex scene yet  ...

ABOVE: Either or both! Netflix or chill.

BELOW: Keep reading for Brandon's hot pits, Jussie fallout, Michelle's achievement and more ...

Madrigal about you (Images via Netflix)

Netflix is teasing us with a first batch of images from Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City, which premieres on the streaming service this summer ...

ABOVE: I wish I'd never gotten so many gold stars in Aqua Tots.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model whose hotness can't be camouflaged, outrageous anti-Irish meme shared by the GOP, Beto > Bernie, high-profile queer nuptials, the death of one of Popeye's BFFs and more ...

ABOVE: A little flex appeal.

BELOW: Keep reading for vintage hunks (some without trunks), why William H. Macy wasn't indicted, Trump's denial he even knows that massage-parlor crook and more ...