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Following is a comprehensive list of the celebrated figures we lost in 2024.
Each name is followed by the deceased figure's age at the time of death, birth and death dates, a description and a link to the original obit. See any typos? Give me a holler.
Who did I miss?
Read 'em and weep ...
I want the briefs as a stocking stuffer. HIS briefs. (Image via Instagram)
ABOVE: David Ortega is wringing every last ounce of Christmas cheer out of us.
BONUS: Joel, too:
This Christmas ... (Image via Instagram)
BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, bullshit, Rod Serling and more ...
I'm carrying a torch for him. (Image via Facebook)
ABOVE: The human race is still progressing when it's sitting around and coming up with reasons to send that down a runway just for fun.
BELOW: Keep reading for the return of gay bookstores, a gay hate crime conviction and more ...
ABOVE: We all knew Airplane! was making references, but did you catch this one back in the day?!
BELOW: Keep reading for that assassination, Musk & Ramaswamy's latest bad ideas and more ...
ABOVE: My Facebook pal Glenn Scarpelli is here to show us that not all teen heartthrobs come to unsavory endings, and that sometimes — titties are forever. Glow-up!
ABOVE: You must be kidding me. Only the best people:
Elon Musk’s father Errol, who had 2 children with his ex-stepdaughter, confirms that Maye Musk’s parents were literal Nazis who traveled to South Africa because they “supported Hitler… were very fanatical in favor of apartheid.”
— Jim Stewartson, Antifascist 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏴☠️ (@jimstewartson) November 25, 2024
Elmo wants to recreate it here. https://t.co/ZBREpow9qy pic.twitter.com/HWxKA6Ybpa
I can see right through him. (Image via video still)
ABOVE: More below.
BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's latest insane picks, Lil Nas X's boyfriend and more ...
ABOVE: One of the hottest guys in the movies.
BELOW: Keep reading for a scandalous new rumor about James Dean, a John Stamos throuple and more ...
