ABOVE: When people argue that flamboyance is why the anti-gays hate us, my response is his.

BELOW: Keep reading for Max Ehrich's booty, Axe Body Spray for LGBTQ rights, Trump's anti-military prenup and more ...

Are you ... surprised they look like this? (Image via Super Happy Fun America)

God, reading about Boston's proposed Straight Pride Parade is stomach-turning. Can anyone really not see why LGBTQ people might need a parade and why straight people do not? Let's swap legal and social status, and have your parade.

ABOVE: Don't ya just love water sports!

BELOW: Presto-chango —Magic Mike stalls, Trump lackey shrugs at lawbreaking, older gay men reflect on past loves (rope is involved) and more ...

ABOVE: Professional thirst trap.

BELOW: Keep reading for quite a pair, Buttigieg's approach, Giuliani's Ukrainian adventure and new Madonna ...

ABOVE: He likes this pic of himself. I say he has good taste.

BELOW: Keep reading for Buttiegieg's chances of winning the presidency, another tragic LGBTQ youth suicide, Kevin McHale's break-out moment and more ..

ABOVE: A little flex appeal.

BELOW: Keep reading for vintage hunks (some without trunks), why William H. Macy wasn't indicted, Trump's denial he even knows that massage-parlor crook and more ...

ABOVE: Freudsgiving.

BELOW: Keep reading for a brutally detailed outing, the death of Nicolas Roeg, Taiwan gets it wrong on gay marriage, underwear sale and more ...

ABOVE: Keith Laue is back in the U.S., so now you can feel snugglier in bed.

BELOW: Keep reading for a daddy comic, a porn star's touching update on his cancer, naked reality stars, Gregory Nalbone's fight with Instagram, Cynthia Nixon's debate romp, and more ...