ABOVE: How much is your Bill Cable?

BELOW: Keep reading for a dick slip, Trump's crumbly defense and more ...

ABOVE: We can't stop winning!

Buy it here. Read about it here. (Image via Henry Holt)

BELOW: Keep reading for the shocking NYC subway shooting, a gay kiss for Disney and more...

ABOVE: Bruno Alcantara, who appears in Boy Culture: The Series (which, after all this time is possibly coming out ... maybe this year? Maybe?).

BELOW: Keep reading for a muscle god's self-inflicted injury, Benedict Cumberbatch vs. Samuel Alito, Ross Mathews gets hitched and more ...

ABOVE: Hold me closer, Tony Danza ... indeed!

BELOW: Keep reading for Twitter's war on Steve Grand, a TikTok star who looks good coming and going, a Ukrainian family in Florida working together to nearly kill a gay man and more ...

He was a hairy heartbreaker to some ... (Image via Us Weekly)

ABOVE: When Hasselhoff was hot.

BELOW: Keep reading for baseball booty, RIP Rydell, what a woman is and isn't and more ...

ABOVE: Jonathan Bennett and Jaymes Vaughan are married.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay dog, a sick puppy, Garfield on playing gay and more ...

Drama! (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

Boy Culture: The Series is highlighted as the sexiest entry at the 2022 Mardi Gras Film Fest in Australia — we'll take it!

The series' February 25 showing is the Australian premiere. TICKETS HERE.

Meanwhile, we are in the premier LGBTQ film fest of London, BFI Flare.

I’m so excited to share the news that “Boy Culture: The Series” will be making its European debut at the #bfiflare Film Festival in LONDON!!! 🤪💪🏼🥰 pic.twitter.com/wv5rPr35eX

— Jason Caceres-Lopez (@jasonscaceres) February 15, 2022

If you're in London, get your TICKETS HERE — this functions as our London, our England, our Great Britain and our European premiere!

ABOVE: You know what to do.

BELOW: Keep reading for Bruno, Betty, a Supreme pain in the ass and the return of queer KILL LISTS ...