Sometimes, nudity isn't even as hot as when something is left to the imagination. Checking out a powerful bare chest in a movie can make it hard to focus on the rest of the story.

In the gallery above, ogle the best chests in the West (Hollywood), belonging to Jake Gyllenhaal, Mark Wahlberg, Matthew McConaughey, Daniel Craig, Eric Dane, Brad Pitt, Ryan Reynolds, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Joe Magnaniello.

Then feel free to sign up for Mr. Man—they have plenty of great chests but don't stop there.

So-called Diphallic Dude (yes, he has two dicks) interviewed; has new book.

Many NYPD cops continue to show what assholes they are.

AbFab coming to the big screen!

The connection between Xanadu and Taylor Swift.

Gaga's BF Taylor Kinney liked Madonna's Rebel Heart pic of Gaga.

Madonna's non-racist cred defended.

ESPN's Stuart Scott dies after long cancer battle.

Is depression an allergic reaction?

The GOP is officially more anti-science than the Pope.

Funniest Pope headline ever.

Another horrible GOP candidate for 2016: Mike Huckabee.

In case you're still curious about how Jen feels about Brad.

Hottest guys of 2014 are here!

He's not the top...but he's close!

The mirror has two faces: “Emotion” (1984), readying for Fallon (2014)

Fallon's duet with Barbra sucked. But her solo was great.

Django Unchained actress on being mistaken for a prostitute...

...while witnesses and cop recording suggest she was having public sex.

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An emaciated Angelina & her husband are making a film about a bad marriage.

Zoolander sequel?

NFL is cool with serial child abusers.

Arizona GOPer suggests welfare recipients be sterilized, resigns.

Drag protest of Facebook name policy.

Right-wing-owned Urban Outfitters sold “blood-stained” Kent State sweatshirts.

John Travolta's multiple feel-up accusations are just about money.

Also, his son is dead so stop being mean, media.

Congrats to Brangelina on their surprise nuptials. This proves that stars who kvetch about a lack of privacy just aren't trying hard enough...no one had a clue this wedding was happening—not even Jolie's father!

Who's the boss?

Sinéad O'Connor collaborating with Photoshop for her next project.

Brad Pitt: “I don't mind an exhibitionist, but...”

Seamus Kelly's perfect azzzzzz.

Preliminary casting of Pageant announced...

Matt Palmer's EP Stranger Than Fiction coming June 24.

Gavyn Edlinger, Family Dollar manager, got fired over his viral shit-fit video.

Dem is leading in first PA poll for governor.

McCain flip-flops on Bergdahl—in Feb, it was a good idea. Now, it's bad.

Vintage boxing treasure trove of pix.

Ya think Assad will win? Surprised el-Sissi won?

WELL, SHOOT!: Gun nuts seeing red over NRA.

Nancy Grace thinks Anita Bryant is sweet as pie.

YOU MANGO, GIRL!: Chris Kattan, it turns out, is alive.

Lower East Side Film Festival looks goooood.

 

"You deserve this." "I know."

The Oscars (winners here) remind us that Angelina Jolie is a very good person.

John Travolta, Kevin Spacey, THE WIZARD OF OZ, Bette Midler...this Oscars is gayer than rimming.

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) March 3, 2014

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Here's a tip: Next time, give the pizza boy some money.

Indiana Jonesing for carbs.

Ellen's gimmicky selfie trick was a Samsung semi-coup.

Say, "Cheesy!"

Let's not think of Kim Novak this way, but instead think of her this way:

What black magic has her surgeon been up to?

Still, Kim thought Goldie Hawn looked just GREAT.

John Travolta is our Liberace!

Oscar viewership hit a 10-year high on Ellen's watch.

"What kind of disease do I need to get to win a fuckin' award, huh???"

Leo loses to Matt, Matt snubs AIDS, Jared snubs no one.

Jennifer goes for Lupita's gold, but is headed for a big fall.

Once is cute, twice is rehab.

Lupita's the first African to win an Oscar.

Kenya believe it???

Next Oscars will be all about Airplane vs. Volcano.

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Darlene Love was 20 feet from every star, not about to miss her big break:

Lady Gaga was at the Oscars. No one cared.

And the crowd goes mild.

Madonna's after-party was the be-all, end-all.

Madonna gave Jane Krakowski (sur)realness!

NOW SHE'S A BLUE-HAIR: Liza's hair was everything at the Oscars:

Reminds me of her Results-era 'do.