ABOVE: They call him Bruce!

BELOW: Keep reading for a bear-naked dad, Jordan Neely's killer charged, Anderson Cooper's smug dressing down of the unwashed masses and more ...

ABOVE: Michael Mancini fever was real.

BELOW: Keep reading for the cum dump-turned-lawyer, Jinkx hits Broadway, Santos's connection to a contract killer ...

ABOVE: The reclusive Desi Arnaz Jr. was spotted on his 70th birthday.

Bonus workout tips! (Images via Young Guys!)

BELOW: Keep reading for Santos's drag reveal, why Madonna matters, Trump smacked down and more ...

(Images via social media)

Rep. George Santos (R-New York) may be a liar, a thief, a self-loathing gay and a fraud (his mom was in Brazil on 9/11) who happily steals from dying dogs, but he's definitely not ... well, he was also a Republican drag queen.

The eyebrows never lie.

ABOVE: Colin at 18.

BELOW: Keep reading for a male-model Monday, Santos's latest alleged rip-off, death of a sex symbol and more ...

ABOVE: I love when movie musclemen turn out to have been physique posers, too.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Disney star, Brazil's January 6 two years later, Jeremy Pope on being told he was too gay to act straight and more  ...

ABOVE: Don't worry — we have time.

BELOW: Keep reading for nudity in movies, George Santos will be seated in Congress in spite of egregious lies and fraud, Erick Adame calls out sexual predators and more ...

ABOVE: Can you do this?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Breyer's possible replacements, Charlie Brown suicide, most famous COVID denier in Brazil is now in America and dead, vultures circling Gaetz and more ...