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Brazilian superstar (and future president?) Anitta's new “Me Gusta” adds Cardi B and Mike Towers to her potent mix. Nice rainbow gown ...

ABOVE: Tom Bianchi, suck a dick.

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BELOW: Broadway Bares postponed, Biden maintains innocence, lesbian beats (at the ballot box!) her oppressor and more ...

ABOVE: Well-suited.

BELOW: Keep reading for William Levy's assets, Trump and Pence exposed to coronavirus patient, Trudeau's wife ill, D.C. sniper weds in prison and more ...

ABOVE: David Ortega had a year.

BELOW: Keep reading for an ass-kissing celebration, the Pope smacking his bitch up, Trump's war criminal making $$$ and more ...

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