ABOVE: The shorts never stood a chance.

BELOW: Keep reading for the new Jonathan Majors muscle movie, Brett Kavanaugh on the eve of going through some things and more ...

More Dems like this, please. (Image via video still)

Pete Buttigieg trounced his duplicitous interrogator on a Fox News appearance, laying out why the outrage over a SCOTUS justice being protested in public is not worthy of so much hand-wringing ...

ABOVE: I don't know much about art, but I know I like butt.

BELOW: Keep reading for the James Bond gay twist, Lindsay Lohan as the Ted McGinley of NFTs and more ...

ABOVE: Priscilla Presley's hot piece had a big mouth. Hope he also had a big ... heart.

BELOW: Keep reading for the end of Gay Times (in print), TS Madison's journey up the ladder of success, the Mayor Pete doc and more ...

ABOVE: Re-breaking the Internet.

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden's gay kiss, Yaphet Kotto's death, Kavanaugh in deep shit and more ...

ABOVE: GARÇON® Underwear in action.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay marriage proposal, a surprise pro-abortion rights decision from SCOTUS, tasty Chick-Feel-Gay and more ...

ABOVE: He'll swipe your heart.

BELOW: Keep reading for Diego's butt, Bernie dumped by Working Families, Trump & Kavanaugh heading for double impeachment and more ...

ABOVE: Sixty-one degrees of Kevin Bacon.

BELOW: Garrett goodness, Trump's taxes, Harlem gay bar attacked and more ...