Sen. Susan Collins on Dr. Ford's allegation against Brett Kavanaugh: "I do not believe that these charges can fairly prevent Judge Kavanaugh from serving on the Court." https://t.co/6QSv9LPBc1 pic.twitter.com/Kr8T6txkc7

— Evan McMurry (@evanmcmurry) October 5, 2018

Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) surprised no one by announcing she will vote to confirm Kavanaugh. However, what was surprising to most was her arch-supportive tone in his defense, and her citing of conspiracy theories to shame the left while doing so. This woman was never, ever undecided, she just wanted to commandeer everyone's attention for a self-serving, hour-long spiel.

ABOVE: Gaga speaks up for Dr. Ford on the eve of the votes that will all but ensure Kavanaugh's ascension to the SCOTUS.

BELOW: Keep reading for tons of hot men with VPLs, Murkowski's last stand, naked Mexican men tied to posts, Trump's toilet paper stroll and much, much more ...

ABOVE: The thighs have it.

BELOW: Keep reading for Antoni Porowski's love tips, Kavanaugh's sniveling op-ed, Pietro Boselli's booty and much, much more ...

Yeah, we know it's #NationalVoterRegistrationDay but we found some folks who think maybe you shouldn't vote: pic.twitter.com/qhkIjr8Ooi

— Nail Communications (@NailProvidence) September 25, 2018

(Image via Time)

Time Magazine has immortalized Dr. Christine Blasey Ford on its new cover, coinciding with an article on how her testimony changed the country.

Meanwhile, it appears the FBI report has been completed and sent to the Senate. Fewer than 10 people were interviewed, and only senators can read the report, apparently for one hour only — no copies provided.

ABOVE: Gives new meaning to “well-hung.”

BELOW: Keep reading for a tatted hunk, Trump's laughter to match that of Blasey Ford's other assailants, when rape was funny, gay awards show, Tina's Broadway bow and much, much more ...

.@ABC NEWS SPECIAL REPORT: Senate Judiciary Committee expected to vote on Brett Kavanaugh. https://t.co/gB4Bw4lGF4 https://t.co/6paWKX3pxe

— ABC News (@ABC) September 28, 2018

Basically, Mark Judge is on a flight to Botswana right now.

Incredible that Flake — a stated YES for Brett Kavanaugh — put on the breaks with the confirmation but saying he won't vote YES if there isn't a one-week, limited FBI investigation. This was in part due to discussions between Flake and Coons.

Momentous. Hope it helps, but keep in mind that Heitkamp and Manchin on the D side have yet to say anything, and no other Rs have yet supported Flake, so if McConnell has the votes without Flake, he can say fuck it and ram it through.

(Image via Julian Zigerli x Walter Pfeiffer)

ABOVE: Into grass?

BELOW: Keep reading for Lindsey Graham's disgusting remarks, Adelante's sexy twofer, a very Chic Gaga, the new Guess boy and much, much more ...