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We stand with you, Paris. https://t.co/hqUX4oqWMj

— Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) November 15, 2015

SNL stands with Paris. Unfortunately, also with Trump.

France makes good on war promise, bombs Syrian ISIS HQ.

Nohemi Gonzalez first American confirmed dead in Paris attacks.

Some of the 129 slain in France: Faces & facts.

Ben Norton asks if West is to blame for Paris.

Smoking-gun passport might be faked.

7 terrorists dead, but 8th suspect is sought.

[AppelàTémoin] La #PJ recherche 1 individu susceptible d'être impliqué ds les attentats du 13/11/2015 #ParisAttacks pic.twitter.com/Gpr4MY1I53

— Police Nationale (@PNationale) November 15, 2015

Eagles of Death Metal frontman LOVES guns & Trump.

Trump would pump more guns into Paris to secure it.

Bristol Palin flunks English comprehension.

Blame game gets nasty in France.

GOP primary could be reshaped by attacks in Paris: Who's got experience?

Terrifying video from inside the Bataclan captures gunfire.

Pro-fatwa Yusuf Islam (Cat Stevens) tweets condolences for slain main.

Amazing viral post about Bataclan massacre.

you never think it will happen to you. It was just a friday night at a rock show. the atmosphere was so happy and...

Posted by Isobel Bowdery on Saturday, November 14, 2015

Time's running out on the GOP.

With “Obama a Muslim” trending thanks to Donald Trump and his frothy-mouthed followers pushing this dead-horse issue again, it's fitting that now is the moment when Bristol Palin carps about Ahmed Mohamed being invited to the White House by President Obama. (Vacuous Cum Dumpster Dislikes Muslims: Film At 11)

Because, you know, it'll be hard to get that Muslim stink out when her mommy is in there as Trump's veep.

Bryce Harper wants to flex you up + Aaron Taylor-Johnson Flaunts it!

Trans activist tries to shout down the prez, he ain't having it.

Bristol Palin is surely the world's most judgmental cum-whore.

SPLC wins suit: Ex-gay conversion therapy is fraud.

Gone with the Wind is racist, but is it the same as a Confederate flag?

Courtney Act's Reddit.com Q&A involves prostitutes and meth conventions.

Tyler Posey's 1st kiss was ... Miley???

Also, Courtney will Tumblr for ya!

Madonna hits the Hot 100, plus Billboard's two bits on the $10 debate.

She don't need money, she needs love!

Kennedy and Roberts helped save Obamacare. Why Roberts? This.

Bobby Jindal gives no head.

3 simple safety tips everyone should follow.

In the privacy of my own home? FUCK THAT.

Huge, huge ass. Unbelievable.

Rose McGowan blasted Adam Sandler, got dropped by her agent.

Chris Crocker gets lips enhanced, gets nose out of joint.

#ageism: NYC's oldest gay bar closes.

World's sexiest Madonna fan? See his video here.

Fábio-lous!

To be honest, I thought she was 36 all along. Not that that's a bad thing.

Rebel Wilson is 36, not 29. Still playing a college girl. That's acting!

Rebel replies.

A podcast with Lydia Cornell and Taylor Dayne.

Anti-gay preacher exposed as a cuddly gay  top.

Former Sen. Larry Craig loved macho rentboys.

Gay parents in Chelsea kvetching about sex shops.

Jeb Bush is really, really, really against gay marriage.

Marco Rubio really, really, really supported the Iraq debacle.

That macho Castro clone's beard is lousy with shit.

Bill Clinton & Barack Obama have hilarious Twitter exchange.

Proof that J.Lo wasn't impressed with Mariah Carey.

Bristol Palin won't marry her ALREADY-MARRIED fiancé.

See the pizza that could take down a mastodon.

Steve Grand shows off his pout filter.

Now yer cookin'!

Famed Elvis photographer Alfred Wertheimer dies @ 85.

Islamic fundamentalist dies during terror shootings in Ottawa.

Homophobic 50 Cent joins Cyndi Lauper's pro-gay holiday concert.

Do you wanna go as “Sabrina Duncan” for Halloween?

Bristol Palin cussin' up a STORM after that skankified Alaskan brawl.

Keepin' 'em honest, Anderson Cooper confirms: No HIV risk from towels.

Another fucking idiot jumps the White House fence.

Michael Brown autopsy report released.

Madonna's 28-year-old True Blue hits Top 25 again in the UK.

Gaga facilitates gay on-stage marriage proposal during her ARTPOP Ball Tour.

Insane betch gets caught in chimney.

South Dakota GOP Senate candidate Mike Rounds is a crook?

Reporter who wrote critically of gubernatorial candidate Bruce Rauner (R-IL) resigns.

Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) was too quick to play that Ebola card.

Elizabeth Pena drank herself do death.

Tina Fey was pissed she could so easily hire Jan Hooks.

New Kimmo Matias album The Ministry of Pornography.

Absolutely no regrets