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Britney's universally despised conservatorship has been terminated. Her lawyer, Mathew Rosengart — said to have been a veteran of some Madonna legal work — really ate everyone's lunch on this, and quickly!

Would you eat-in at a restaurant with this notice posted? pic.twitter.com/9ws8ZayPoC

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) October 29, 2021

 

ABOVE: I wouldn't. (Thanks to a friend for the snap, taken at NYC's Red Flame Diner on W. 44th.) Follow me on Twitter.

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ABOVE: I'm a *little* bitter that Andrew is the best-looking person I actually know — and has only gotten better.

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ABOVE: He's got a couple of good points.

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ABOVE: His good side.

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ABOVE: Lenny Kravitz, Lenny Kravitzing.

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Oops ... she did it again — said yes, that is! (Image via video still)

Britney Spears, 39, and her longtime boyfriend Sam Asghari, 27, are officially engaged — and she seems thrilled.

ABOVE: Big, bad Brad.

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