ABOVE: It just goes on and on.

BELOW: Gay alts on Twitter, Yang ganging up on NYC, anti-gay activist dies, Tucker Carlson wants people dead and more ...

Liking this line isn't much of a stretch (All images by Gastohn Barrios for Modus Vivendi)

Modus Vivendi introduces its Pure Velvet line, doing so with model Frank Martins and some yoga-tastic snaps ...

ABOVE: Well-observed.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Bridgerton move-out, Gaetz behind bars soon, Madonna and Diablo Cody explained and more ...

ABOVE: Why Thomas Synnamon is consistently one of the best.

BELOW: Keep reading for daddy Joe Jonas, a gay rom-com, a gay dram-com, Leslie Jordan's revenge, some AAPI progress and more ...

Michael Fassbender (All images via Mr. Man)

The folks over at Mr. Man put in the HARD work to determine which celebrities have the biggest and smallest penises in Hollywood.

Only A-listers were considered, and the findings have been verified by their team of highly specialized guy-ientists. See the top 3 biggest penises, as well as the top three smallest penises, in the biz we call SHOW below! To peep the full list of the 20 biggest and smallest celebrity cocks, head here ...

ABOVE: It seems unbelievable — though yes, I realize he was on Twilight Zone and Star Trek 60 damn years ago — that we are living in a world where William Shatner is fully 90.

BELOW: Keep reading for a porn retirement, renewed interest in unmasking the Doodler, Luke Evans and his body fears, Tyler Posey's schlong, a new contestant in the Dumbest Person in the Senate competition and more ...

(Images by Joan Crisol for Modus Vivendi)

Model Isaac Moreno for Modus Vivendi (15% DISCOUNT CODE: BC15), showing off the brand's Monochrome Line, is absolutely stunning. I'm getting a Gandy vibe.

Keep reading for a Q&A with the beauty ...

In the pink (Images by Kevin Hoover)

Colton Ford is defying ageism with the hands-on video for his “Stay,” a dancetastic track debuting as we speak ...