ABOVE: If you wanna be a bottom banana ...

BELOW: Keep reading for the ex-NFLer who is marrying his man, the OUT100, the not-so-gay-friendly Dem challenging Pelosi from the right, the truth about Riverdale hottie Casey Cott and much, much more ...

Easy fix: Just buy the book elsewhere, like Barnes & Noble — it's in!

Amazon has a problem when it comes to print-on-demand books, or at least it has that problem with print-on-demand books from Ingram Spark.

My MLVC60 book with Anthony Coombs just went on sale, but Amazon's link offers the above very deceptive result. From this result, it would appear my book is available, but at $89.80, not the list price of $75.

If you click in, you get another layer of deception. It still appears it's $89.80. But if you squint, you see there are new books at $75.

Finally, when you click on the $75 option, you get the actual book as sold by Amazon — and it is listed as temporarily out of stock. The message does say you can order it and will be notified when it's back in stock, but I can assure you most people have given up by now or ordered it for too much money from secondary sellers.

In reality, a print-on-demand book is never out of stock. But Amazon sticks to this silly message each and every holiday season with my books, and I invariably lose sales. Amazon has replied in the past that it has to do with Ingram Spark, and Ingram Spark has replied that it has to do with Amazon.

Order Here — Pick the $75 Option!

Bottom line, for you or anyone you know you would like to order: If you order at $75 directly from Amazon, it will be shipped relatively soon. Bank on it.

ABOVE: When your thighs have separate zip codes.

BELOW: Keep reading for a history of male undies, France shaming Trump, remembering Sherwood Schwartz, NYC's Amazon conundrum, one of the best booty GIFs of all time and more ...

ABOVE: Me-owwww!

BELOW: Tom of Finland jocks, Arizona is listing blue thanks to a little green help, prostate cancer and gay men, and Bad Boy club ...

ABOVE: Strapping lad.

BELOW: Keep reading for a literally Big Brother contestant, the Sabrina hotties, Cesar Sayoc's stripper roommate, Trump's un-warm wlecome and more ...

ABOVE: Ain't that pic I took the pits? Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Adam Rippon's Attitude cover, fuzzy muscle stud, baboon-murdering bureaucrat resigns, Jon Hamm's manhood and more ...

ABOVE: Gives new meaning to “well-hung.”

BELOW: Keep reading for a tatted hunk, Trump's laughter to match that of Blasey Ford's other assailants, when rape was funny, gay awards show, Tina's Broadway bow and much, much more ...

The fresh NYT exposé of Donald Trump and his family fortune paints a picture — using actual tax docs — of the entire clan as a gigantic, fraudulent crime family. I hope this can be pursued. If it were any other POTUS, he'd be toast, but his dumb followers love their toast.

Yes, this is his dad, Fred, the KKK member.

Sure wish that guy had been gay.