ABOVE: If only it would work.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Canadian gay bashing, Trump's decision to ban TikTok, how the Trump Administration squandered our national reserve of ventilators and more ...

Nice A (Image by Blake Yelavich for Walking Jack)

ABOVE: That's the Walking Jack Letters Brief on this model, shot by Blake Yelavich.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cotton picking a fight, Cruz hates hard workers, Trump's star-dudded convention, creeptastic thriller The Rental and more ...

Lindsey Graham is now the only surviving cast member from Gone With The Wind

— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) July 26, 2020

ABOVE: Life on the fiddle-dee-D-list.

BELOW: Keep reading for prison lust, Elon Musk's heartlessness, RIP to a queen, the John Lewis Voting Rights Act and more ...

(Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

Sometimes, ❤ just ain't enough.

ABOVE: Your not kidding!

BELOW: Keep reading for Kanye's latest breakdown, NYPD just can't quit chokeholds, new series coming about gay history, Liz Cheney = voice of reason (gasp!) and more ...

ABOVE: Precocious!

BELOW: Keep reading for hair as self-expression, the Plague Belt, another dead Warhol Superstar, an Evangelical Christian author who just came out as religiously gay and more ...

ABOVE: And I've held on to this clipping ever since.

BELOW: Keep reading for Hollywood's Jake Picking, Chrissy Teigen vs. pedogate trolls, the hack to end all hacks (or was it a dry run?) and more ...

ABOVE: I'm actually shocked this is real, but Vanity Fair never in its history had a Black photographer shoot its cover — until now. Dario Calmese, congrats!

BELOW: Keep reading for a hung talent, Kanye drops out, a Republican governor gets COVID-19 (awww!) and more ...