ABOVE: Boot-y call.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Madison Cawthorn is as ill-equipped as he is dangerous, the end of one Big Gay Ice Cream location, Fox News jumping the gun and more ...

Sorry but i think Noah Beck is hot as hell pic.twitter.com/EzQDVJ9RP3

— Kings and Studs (@kingsandstuds) January 19, 2021

ABOVE: The above Noah Beck snaps were censored by Instagram, proving once again that nobody gay works there.

BELOW: Keep reading for Hig Roberts, McConnell spanking Trump, an odious possible pardon for Joe Exotic and more ...

ABOVE: One moment in time.

BELOW: Keep reading for a tennis dreamboy, Maluma covering a Elle, the sitting Congress tools who were against MLK Jr. Day, Boeber gave a Capitol tour and more ...

He's ready to start loving himself. Can we watch? (Image via selfie)

ABOVE: If you're not familiar with American Idol veteran David Hernandez, get familiar with him here. He has some inspirational messaging, not just tits and ass. (That, too.)

BELOW: Keep reading for a Karen who knows her Constitution, a Lincoln Project co-founder coming out as gay (under less-than-ideal circumstances), the NRA goes belly-up and heads west and more  ...

ABOVE: Keep it classy, Golden Girls!

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, a Capitol cop's perfect statement to those in the mob who helped him, the QAnon Shaman's plea to Trump, the gay man whose life's work survived him, Screech ailing and more ...

ABOVE: They're taking the twincest fantasy to TikTok-teasing levels.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Keanu, more satisfying Capitol riots arrests, Bruce Willis's apology and more ...

ABOVE: Coitus never fails.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Kamala Vogue kerfuffle, the shirtless fisherman reelin' 'em in on social media, more calls for Trump's resignation and more ...

ABOVE: Looking ahead to 2024.

BELOW: Almost all the talk is of how to get rid of Trump quickly, legally and forever, but  ...