Tim Cook, in particular, should never live this down. Just disgraceful to be in fucking church with a fake Christian monster. pic.twitter.com/YRamHtBfgl

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) January 20, 2025

ABOVE: Whatever we feared from Trump I, Trump II is going to be possibly this country's greatest obstacle, democracy worldwide's greatest obstacle. Seeing all the major tech billionaires AT CHURCH with Trump, the fake Christian, is chilling. (The gay and the Jew are like, “Praise Jayzus!” Kara Swisher notes Zuckerberg is, “A small little creature with a shriveled soul.”)

BELOW: Just, yeah ...

ABOVE: One of the best-looking men in ... history!

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump saving TikTok (after banning it), gay lies, Elon's expensive flop and more ...

ABOVE: She was honest!

BELOW: Keep reading for Dirk Bogarde's gay panic, Village People playing Trump's inauguration and more ...

ABOVE: Dishy Edson Stroll.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot calendar, America's hot-mess president and more ...

ABOVE: He'll always have a face to sit.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Holland, Globes, the second worst January 6 and more ...

ABOVE: I will never tire of surprising people with Dabney Coleman's ass.

BELOW: Keep reading for a tragic death, hot guys galore, VP Harris doing her duty and more ...

Yep, he's gay. (Image via Instagram/Threads) ***********************************************

ABOVE: Make it a New Year's resolution to come join me on Threads! (I hated the image being off-center, hence the asterisks.)

BELOW: Keep reading for Sam Salter, Biden on Carter and more ...

I want the briefs as a stocking stuffer. HIS briefs. (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: David Ortega is wringing every last ounce of Christmas cheer out of us.

BONUS: Joel, too:

This Christmas ... (Image via Instagram)

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, bullshit, Rod Serling and more ...