Reading is ... lost my train of thought. (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

ABOVE: Just a reminder that my first novel — which gave this blog its name — is available in a new edition here!

BELOW: Keep reading for Jordan Knight's right stuff, Elon Musk wriggling out of the deal and more ...

ABOVE; Everything Linda Simpson did on a lark in the '80s and '90s is now art.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Elon Musk's cold feet, RIP Fred Ward and more ...

ABOVE: Such a sad ending for such a talented, handsome actor. Follow me on IG at Gr8erDays, BoyCultureDotCom and/or EncyclopediaMadonnica. I'm also on Twitter — for now.

BELOW: Keep reading for Firebird streaming, Jesse Williams's mighty bat, Marilyn's price tag and more ...

ABOVE: Yeah.

BELOW: Keep reading for how Ed Koch sold out himself and the world, Dave Rubin sliming Karine Jean-Pierre, news about that NYFD fleece-wearing anti-choice bro and more ...

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ABOVE: Thanks to Alex, great pics of the Dorothy dress that's up for grabs!

BELOW: Keep reading for an unseen Madison Cawthorn, the douche suing Kathy Griffin, Russian homophobic TV and more ...

ABOVE: I believe the correct reaction is OOF.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jerrod Carmichael's porn crush, how Elon might queer the Twitter deal, America's journey back into hating homosexuality and more  ...

ABOVE: Because Carol Burnett is perfection.

BELOW: Keep reading for one of the best cocks on TV, Don't Say Gay, Oscar Isaac eyeballs RuPaul ...

ABOVE: Marky Mark ... without the hate crimes, I hope.

Random GIF of Adrian Pasdar, because you deserve it. (GIF via GIPHY)

BELOW: Keep reading for how Spider-Man's homophobia was removed, Elon Musk still coming for Twitter, gay bashing in Manchester and more