ABOVE: What ugly swimsuits?!

BELOW: Keep reading for an ex-gay ex-porn star running for office as a men's rights advocate, incentive to keep your eyes on Milo's thighs, an anti-gay cretin resigns in disgrace and more ...

ABOVE: Max Ehrich is not letting lockdown go to waist.

BELOW: Keep reading for the most incredible Pietro Boselli image yet, two of the absolute worst Karens yet, the Fyre Festival guy's 26-year-old love, the governor of Georgia's attempt to get us all killed and more ...

ABOVE: But does it have an eat-out kitchen?

BELOW: Keep reading for GIFs with dirty faces, Biden on Trump vs. the military, a white doctor who thinks black people are unclean, slices of LGBTQ history and more ...

ABOVE: Push-up bro.

BELOW: Keep reading for Barack Obama's message, Trump's delusion, RIP Fred Willard and more ...

ABOVE: Happy birthday to the sexier Duke.

BELOW: Blake Griffin trashes Caitlyn Jenner, Sarah Palin D-I-V-O-R-C-E, Buttigieg's HIV plans and more ...

Falwell and the hot poolboy with whom he went into business. (Image via Miami Herald)

The new Miami Herald exposé on Jerry Falwell Jr., his wife and this hot poolboy they mysteriously teamed up with in a multi million-dollar venture — even though he had zero qualifications — goes out of its way not to state the obvious.

Remember? (GIF via GIPHY)

A must-read.

ABOVE: Moore! Moore! Moore!

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's attack on California, Blaze Bernstein's alleged killer pleading not guilty, how Trump's fake A.G. is anti-gay, Madonna's $30K movie prop and more ...

ABOVE: Core issues.

BELOW: Hot jock, Chelsea Manning and Sandra Day O'Connor have major announcements, Rosie's engaged, pipin'-hot Steve Grand calendars on the way and much, much more ...