ABOVE: Red alert.

BELOW: Keep reading for MTG's latest outrage, Texas Dems kicking ass and more ...

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ABOVE: Jacob Whitesides is celebrating show week with a show-and-tell photo.

BELOW: Keep reading for why you can't pray away the gay, an attempt to pray away Caitlyn Jenner, a vicious gay attack and more ...

Rich people say the darn'dest things! (Image via video still)

Caitlyn Jenner is doing a world of good for the trans cause by showing that trans people can be completely selfish, incurious, dangerous jerks — just like anyone else!

Here — and I am not exaggerating — she suggests dumping homeless people in open fields where they can kill each other away from her precious beach ...

ABOVE: Chris Meloni liked a tweet of mine yesterday, so excuse me, but I'm spending most of today touching myself.

BELOW: Keep reading for the bisexual Nazi, a touching AIDS Memorial post and more ...

ABOVE: Sleek.

BELOW: Keep reading for historical homos, Milo casting off his perversion, a fully bi Deadpool and more ...

ABOVE: So-fine art.

BELOW: Keep reading for ginger fever, Billie Eilish the bombshell and more...

ABOVE: I guess he felt cute, and won't likely delete this later.

BELOW: Keep reading for the gay Black man gunned down by police (unarmed, natch), Lil Nas X on top vs. bottom, tennis-pro bod, movie-star butt, a disastrous Constitutional Convention plot and more ...

ABOVE: Check out that short if you can.

BELOW: Keep reading for Yang's Office politics, a Disney-lovin' racist Brers witness to the theme park's modernization, HUD yanks anti-trans housing rules, Madonna's daughter speaks and more ...