ABOVE: Push-up bro.

BELOW: Keep reading for Barack Obama's message, Trump's delusion, RIP Fred Willard and more ...

ABOVE: Happy birthday to the sexier Duke.

BELOW: Blake Griffin trashes Caitlyn Jenner, Sarah Palin D-I-V-O-R-C-E, Buttigieg's HIV plans and more ...

Falwell and the hot poolboy with whom he went into business. (Image via Miami Herald)

The new Miami Herald exposé on Jerry Falwell Jr., his wife and this hot poolboy they mysteriously teamed up with in a multi million-dollar venture — even though he had zero qualifications — goes out of its way not to state the obvious.

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A must-read.

ABOVE: Moore! Moore! Moore!

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's attack on California, Blaze Bernstein's alleged killer pleading not guilty, how Trump's fake A.G. is anti-gay, Madonna's $30K movie prop and more ...

ABOVE: Core issues.

BELOW: Hot jock, Chelsea Manning and Sandra Day O'Connor have major announcements, Rosie's engaged, pipin'-hot Steve Grand calendars on the way and much, much more ...

Above: Keith Laue has a spring in his step.

Below: Keep reading for Chris Hemsworth and his body double, Philip Roth dies at 85, the Harvey Milk Stoli bottle, Mimi Imfurst apologizes, Cody Christian and Daniel Ezra stripped to the wait, plus more ...

Above: Getting ready for the thirsty days of summer.

 

Below: Keep reading for Matt Bomer's tormentor, he's the (gay, Asian) sheriff, Zachary Quinto's love nest, Colton Haynes files for divorce, and much more ...

DLISTED: Meet the Sex Elf. I want him in my stocking.

Above, enjoy the Sex Elf.

Below, keep reading for a teen-mag time warp, Megyn Kelly's latest right-wing trick, what passes for sexual harassment now, Caitlyn's Santa Ana disaster, John Waters's Top 10 movies of 2017 and a stache for all seasons ...