If this doesn’t move you…honestly… I don’t know what will. pic.twitter.com/V6OHqvTALQ

— Brian Baez (@MentallyDivine) October 15, 2024

ABOVE: I do.

BELOW: Keep reading for the first 2025 calendar, Trump disintegrating and more ...

ABOVE: A last farewell to Richard Simmons via his bonkers ad for the bonkers Salad Spray.

BELOW: Keep reading for endless assassination drivel (jk!), hot guys, hot guys who are MAGA and must be denied our money, the death of Shannen Doherty and more ...

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It's that time again ... to buy a gay calendar. Yummy has the jump on my undivided attention. Order here.

ABOVE: Madonna's cute son Rocco is striking out as an artist.

BELOW: Keep reading for Steve Grand, Don't Say Gay, a Broadway lawsuit and more ...

ABOVE: So far, Facebook's answer to losing 2-factor authentication is ... bye. And now Musk is openly welcoming white supremacy to Twitter. So follow my various Instagram accounts (here, here, here — depending on your tastes). It's my least useful social media presence for me, but might be the last man standing.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chippendales nudity, Kanye & Trump & Fuentes, calendars showing skin and more ...

ABOVE: That Ken Berry had some nice laigs.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot calendar, drag exhibition leads to Molotov cocktail, Trump's buddy Kash Patel gets immunity and more ...

ABOVE: Esai Morales turns 60. Couldn't you just eat him with a fork?

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked gigolo, another reason to avoid Blonde and more ...

ABOVE: We are FINALLY getting a peek at Taron Egerton's Cock.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot calendar, a gay cop settling a discrimination suit (in San Francisco!), Mark MacKillop's Birdland debut, your Oscar hosts and more ...