ABOVE: Happy 56th to Kamala!

BELOW: Keep reading for Tyler Posey's sexual encounters with men and dildos, a hot actor coming out, Trump's abysmal campaign and many more  ...

ABOVE: This year is the pits.

BELOW: Keep reading for that freaky Trump town hall stunt queen, Sasse's anti-Trump comments, Trump screwing California and more ...

SHE READY pic.twitter.com/zLWQbSMljH

— Meena Harris (@meenaharris) October 15, 2020

ABOVE: She “ain't goin' to play with these hos” is Lincoln Project material.

BELOW: Keep reading for the queer candidates fighting for our rights, more Biden polling bonanzas (not to mention a record-breaking cash haul), Kamala on the fly and more ...

Not to be too blunt about it, but the reason “but her emails” worked and “but his emails” won’t is because the operative word in the phrase was never “emails”

— Josh Raby (@JoshRaby) October 14, 2020

ABOVE: This. All day, every day.

BELOW: Keep reading to help solve a hate crime, for Sen. Hirono-She-Didn't shaming Amy Coney Barrett's anti-LGBTQ rhetoric, for some truly riveting exchanges between Gloria Estefan and her gay daughter and more ...

ABOVE: Sun's out ...

BELOW: Keep reading for the death of Eddie Van Halen, those arresting McCloskeys and Trump's swirl down the drain ...

My hard drive died — the day I was set to go online and order my new iMac. Because of that, I'm operating in a limited capacity for a brief spell ...

ABOVE: It's about a foot.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked wrestler, Trump's debate disaster, Tim Scott's approval of racism, Trump's mask outlaws, the real-life inspiration for Harold in The Boys in the Band and more ...

ABOVE: Having an art-on.

BELOW: Keep reading for lovely Jacob Elordi, the inevitability of Amy Coney Barrett, Biden killing it in polls with less than 40 days to go, more Republicans peeling off for Joe, Charles Barkley taken to the woodshed and more ...

ABOVE: I love this song.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Dottley's good dick, Trump's dishonoring of missing war vets, the politicization of the CDC, Newsom sounds the climate-change alarm, Tulsi pretends she saw Cuties and more ...