ABOVE: Somebody tells this DIY dad about TikTok!

BELOW: Keep reading for Daytime Emmy nipples, new Gaga, the 5G conspiracy theory, a look back at Paul Lynde and much, much more ...

ABOVE: This quote does not help me.

BELOW: This Domino's worker delivers, gay dads Zoom to adopt, RIP Eddie Haskell (whose performances were always so lovely) and more ...

ABOVE: Pete's nips.

BELOW: Keep reading for an underwear overlord, Pompeo's taxpayer-funded dog walker, Karl Rove's racist rhetoric returns, the face/dick challenge and more ...

ABOVE: He remains my favorite visual trickster.

BELOW: Keep reading for quite a stretch, Eric Trump's hoax accusation, Biden on LGBTQ rights, where it's illegal to be gay and more ...

ABOVE: He's so vein.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked male supermodel, Trump coming undone, Polis siding with Musk over COVID-19, Lady Gaga's jock, Madonna's ass and more ...

ABOVE: Follow here if you're into my Madonna content.

BELOW: Keep reading for a pink-underwear godling, Fauci & Birx's disappearing act, Queer as Folk nude-off and more ...

ABOVE: Your occasional reminder that Bruce Weber has never said he's gay.

BELOW: Keep reading for a masked hottie revealed, Leslie Jordan's b'day blast from the past, Biden endorsed by Hillary, I don't believe Tara Reade, Hollywood getting trashed and more ...

ABOVE: Our society is coming apart at the seams.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay thriller, Trump's criminal incompetence, the Buttigiegs on political power, Melissa Rivers on why she's happy in the middle and shallow as fuck and more ...