ABOVE: Your Daley bod.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked model, a Johnson & Johnson pause, Madonna's gun control rant and more ...

ABOVE: What ugly swimsuits?!

BELOW: Keep reading for an ex-gay ex-porn star running for office as a men's rights advocate, incentive to keep your eyes on Milo's thighs, an anti-gay cretin resigns in disgrace and more ...

ABOVE: A bunch of fun.

BELOW: Keep reading for a jock looking better injured than you look well, Lance Bass: gay-club impresario, Trump's (wedding) toast, Bowen Yang doing his thang and more ...

ABOVE: Not exactly what we have in mind, but a shot's a shot's a shot.

BELOW: Keep reading for the end of Pose, a major new Trump lawsuit, amfAR's latest honorees, a new ass to French kiss and more ...

ABOVE: Someone remix the above, because I feel like dancing. My mom is FINALLY getting her first shot today, and I hope I will get mine by April or — apparently — May.

BELOW: Keep reading for white-hot Calvin Klein poses, Marjorie Taylor Greene's latest dipshit move, Greg in Hollywood takes a break and more ...

ABOVE: I really, really, really, really, really, really like you.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's acquittal (for now) by the Senate (forever), a new gay movie with the late Cloris Leachman, hot men in kilts and more ...

ABOVE: God, LinkedIn has failed me.

BELOW: Keep reading for transphobia in NYC, Lou Dobbs shit-canned, Ben Sasses the GOP, don't try it with Hakeem and more ...

ABOVE: He and his shadow.

BELOW: Keep reading for a trans wrestling star, the QAnon Shaman shorn, a kinky guy in NYC using you to get his kicks and more ...