ABOVE: Noah's Arc is back, and it's getting a full-on feature on Showtime.

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I wanna be a cowboy / and you can be my cowgurl ... (Image via Twitter)

ABOVE: We need him to replace that stale Naked Cowboy (who is a right-wing douche) in Times Square — stat!!!

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Beyoncé in London, we still love Lucy and more ...

ABOVE: Remembering Bill Paxton.

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ABOVE: Brian Sims has been working out.

BELOW: Keep reading for Hammy's stinky finger, the THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU guy and more ...

He's Anubace, and he'll dress you up in his love. (Image via Facebook)

ABOVE: Prince Leia.

BELOW: Keep reading for Madonna vs. Elton no more, Mike White on edging us and more ...

ABOVE: A rare oversight on my behalf.

BELOW: Keep reading for Selena's killer getting slapped down, Johnny Mathis announces retirement and more ...

ABOVE: Those Filipino underwear brands know what the fuck they're doing.

BELOW: Keep reading for Limahl, the other White Lotus meat and more ...

The Nutcracker? SWEET! (Image via video still)

ABOVE: Key moment from THIS video.

BELOW: Keep reading for an unfortunate mug shot, gay rumors about Little Marco and more ...