ABOVE: This ol' swinger turned 81 this week.

BELOW: Keep reading for McSteamy's McPeeny, Trump's rape accusation, how Trump's betrayed the gays, Kamala Harris's viral moment and more ...

ABOVE: Take. It. Off!

BELOW: Keep reading for Nico's bum, Trump admitting he'll cheat with a foreign power again, Jessica Biel admitting she's fucking stupid and more ...

ABOVE: Try these on for thighs.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom of Finland goodness/badness, the Dems acing Iowa, Ru's prom pic and more ...

ABOVE: He's kiltin' me over heah!

BELOW: Keep reading for Shawn Mendes's pits, the Jonas Brothers gettin' happy, an ill-advised gay tour and more ...

ABOVE: Don't ya just love water sports!

BELOW: Presto-chango —Magic Mike stalls, Trump lackey shrugs at lawbreaking, older gay men reflect on past loves (rope is involved) and more ...

ABOVE: Twins peek.

BELOW: Christopher Meloni's butt gets the attention it so richly deserves, and so much more ...

ABOVE: Brazil nuts.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model and a tennis player who are both into showing it off, Barr's B.S. to Congress, Candace Owens getting served by Ted Lieu and more ...

Owens (L) — who got a job and a $500K settlement thanks to Grindr — with Duran (R) (Image via FB)

Jesus, WeHo — get it together!

I was unaware of this, but West Hollywood's Mayor John Duran years ago met a guy on Grindr, had sex with him, then hired him for a nearly-six-figure job as his deputy. He was later sued for sexual harassment by his hookup/hire, who had become disillusioned with the job and with what he said were around 100 separate incidents of harassment, and the city settled for $500K with the guy.