ABOVE: Frosting on top.

BELOW: Keep reading for more Luke Evans drool, why Coachella is still anti-LGBTQ, Catholic-school teachers who got sacked, Chaka Khan vs. the national anthem and more ...

ABOVE: It's a cover-up, I tell ya!

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot fireman, Trump casually destroying Democracy, Bernie winning NH (with Pete and Amy in hot pursuit) and more ...

ABOVE: I'd like to be in the pink.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked reality star vs. naked stripper, which swing-state senator WILL vote to convict Trump and more ...

ABOVE: Love your — underwear.

BELOW: Tennis pro takes a bath (join him!), historians want Trump impeached, Charlize Theron talks about her trans child and more ...

ABOVE: Meshin' around.

BELOW: Keep reading for rugby booty, Eric Trump's alone-time with Michael Jackson, gruesome details about the death of an actor and more ...

ABOVE: That picture is strictly to recognize Halloween this week.

BELOW: Keep reading for a birthday boy blowing, Vindman's damning Trump testimony, a baseballer's stretched out booty and more ...

ABOVE: Now he's cookin'!

BELOW: Keep reading for Katie Hill's resignation, Mixner's retirement, Conyers's death and Simon Le Bon's le birthday ...

ABOVE: Bar nuns.

BELOW: Keep reading for Joshua Orpin's butt, Tank on how many BJs it takes to get to the center of a homosexual, Trump's anonymous tattler and more ...