Their reaction to LaBarbera's lunacy? (Image via 20th Century Fox)

Anti-gay campaigner Peter LaBarbera paid to see Love, Simon recently, and his reaction was the opposite of gay ...

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Armie Hammer gave an engaging interview to Conan O'Brien, in which the talk turned to tracksuits, and Hammer's self-admitted avoidance of ever washing them.

O'Brien then went into a fevered speech about sharing suits, which ended with Hammer making quite a declaration of where his boundaries are and are not ...

Above: This is what happens on a hike?!

Below: Keeping reading for a manspreading smorgasbord, a gay-rejection fantasy, Kelly Clarkson defending her gay cred, their first time in a gay club, an X-Factor dude's junk, GOP blocking a gay justice, Trump's Disney Channel hire, Roseanne Barr's triumphant ratings return, Corey Feldman's alleged attack, Cole Sprouse on opposites attracting, James Ivory's nudity rant and 2001's 2018 return...

Above: And they call him ... Charlie!

Below: Keep reading for the tragic death of an aerialist, RIP to a Tony winner, gay Russian apathy, Putin wins (again), guys galore, Aretha ailing, a reality star goes gay for pay, Stefon's back, Lindsey Graham warns Trump on Mueller, helping gay causes, Troye Sivan's Call Me by Your Name poetry and a new book about a violent gay revolution ...

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When it was first reported that director Luca Guadagnino was pursuing a sequel to Call Me by Your Name, it seemed hard to believe. A sequel to a romantic gay drama? Unheard of.

Now, he has confirmed a sequel is in the works, and that he's talking with André Aciman, who wrote the novel, about details ...

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Armie Hammer's hot dog gun reminded me of how I felt when I first moved to NYC, and when I first got divorced.

More post-show views: Timothee Chalamet grabs Meryl Streep for group photo with his mother; Faye Dunaway still on stage with @shapeofwater winners, chatting up Richard Jenkins. Guillermo is star on stage tho. #Oscars. pic.twitter.com/ltzDcaBmBm

— Chris Gardner (@chrissgardner) March 5, 2018

To no surprise, Gary Oldman won best actor — Vegas had him as the big favorite and the Academy agreed.

Full list of Oscar winners:

Above: Sexy snap at the très gay Belmont Rocks in Chicago, circa '70s. Owen Keehnen points us to A Place for Us: LGBTQ Lie at the Belmont Rocks.

Below: Keep reading for Gus Kenworthy's boyfriend-friendly ad, Speedo freak, Timothée Chalamet's big win, Randy Rainbow's latest cover, Hugh Jackman's ass, naked came the rapper, BPM scores a César, 9 to 5 2, jumpy dad, the late John Garfield, BenDeLaCreme reveals why #WhiteOutLivesMatter and SNL gets handsy ...

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I have to go get a hairy pec massage, now that I've seen Armie Hammer get one ...