Christian Bale in 2000's American Psycho (Image via Lionsgate)
Thank you, American Elle, for the following video valentine to great moments in male underwear ...
(Image by Mattheus Lian)
DNA: You're gonna enjoy meeting Mr. Big. (Not named for his personality.)
Instagram: You like silver daddies? Why didn't you say so? (Other guys at the account above, too.)
eBay: Just another top probably claiming to be straight-acting.
Think Progress: SOS Rex Tillerson used “Wayne Tracker” fake email account to anonymously discuss climate change from at least 2008-2015.
BosGuy: “Wanna get plowed?”
Fleshbot: This writer just loves Devyn Lee's prostate-pleasing plunger. (Work Unfriendly)
An outtake from my shoot with Devyn Lee. (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)
The Baker Twins (Image by Joseph Lally for Supplementaire)
Kevin Baker is Calvin Klein's latest young plaything, which is drawing attention to his previous life as Web cam performer who has whacked off for coin.
Check out sizzling pics of the twins hanging all over each other and performing sex acts solo here. (Work Unfriendly)
Klein is smart — pick a guy who is A+ to look at and has shown he isn't, er, stuck-up about spreading the love.
(Image by Andrew Stubbersfield/DNA)
DNA: Alfonso Ballestas (Instagram here) is hot, even when you douse him in water.
Think Progress: Hate crimes have increased dramatically with Trump's ascendance.
The OUTFront: Time to RSVP for A Very Sordid Wedding, in which gays are goin' to the chapel — but are they gonna get married?
Leslie Jordan is a very sordid bride! (Image via Regent)
Vanity Teen: Carson Aldridge shows his best side. (Secret: He has actually has four — Instagram or it didn't happen.)
Carson Aldridge (Image by Horacio Hamlet for Vanity Teen)
Dlisted: Grant Show (!) will be the new Blake Carrington when The CW revives Dynasty. (Only 8 years younger than John Forsythe was on the original.)
Global News: The woman pictured below thinks LGBTQ protections for students might lead to straight students going gay. No, really.
Miss Education (Video still via Global BC)
(Image by Steven Klein for VMan, collaged by Portis Wasp)
(Image by Timoteo Ocampo for Cellblock 13)
STRONGJAWS IS THE NAME: And modeling jockstraps is his game. (Work Unfriendly)
RED SPEEDO DIARIES: He's a big boy!
KISSED OFF: The M4M kiss (!) that was cut from snorefest The Legend of Tarzan.
GOT BACK:
GOT BACK 2:
MOTION IN THE OCEAN: Frank Ocean for Calvin Klein.
BED HEAD?: Scruffy, shirtless, muscular dude in bed.
THINK NICO IS CUTE?: He agrees:
EVER GET SICK OF TWINS?: If so, don't click here.
(Image by Migle Golubickaite from Twinz)
BLACK COFFEE IN BED:
(Images by Jack Pierson for Calvin Klein)
Cameron Dallas, 21-year-old YouTube star, is appearing in a new campaign for Calvin Klein's all-white (insert edgy joke here) capsule line.
His co-star is 17-year-old rising-star model Stella Lucia. I'm not good enough at Photoshop to get rid of her. How dare she touch my boyfriend?
Pope Francis downplays significance of Bernie Sanders meeting https://t.co/PAJ5W50c88 pic.twitter.com/ylRTWE2bQO
— HuffPost Politics (@HuffPostPol) April 17, 2016
The Pope is flustered by his five-minute forced greeting with Bernie. The Pope had at first declined to meet Bernie, citing a trip to Lesbos.
Trey Gowdy and his fellow Republican goons are planning to issue their report on Benghazi, probably before the conventions. Nothing to see here.
Mariah Carey will film her wedding to Aussie billionaire James Packer, air it on her reality series Mariah's World. If you had a billion, would you mess around like this?
What type of homosexual are you? Conveniently, there are dozens of unflattering varieties from which to choose.
First report of Zika virus being transmitted via unprotected anal sex. Everything's bigger in Texas, even potential pandemics.
You know who isn't a big fan of Kendall Jenner's Calvin Klein ads? Um, Calvin Klein. He digs Bieber's, though.
