ABOVE: This is how you honor Abraham Lincoln, not by being a Republican and pretending his presidency has anything in common with the current GOP.

BELOW: Keep reading for an out swimmer, Stone sentenced, Trump's lovefest with Oracle and more ...

Maluma: [exists]

Ricky Martin: Hold my beer
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— Barrett Lane (@barrettlane) December 4, 2019

ABOVE: Ricky Martin shows off his pinga.

BELOW: Keep reading for sex, impeachment burn, Matthew Camp in uniform and more ...

ABOVE: Suspension of my disbelief.

BELOW: Keep reading for Broadway's best, Trudeau's apology, a gay activist sued for sex abuse and more ...

Shiny & new (Image by Jason Ebeyer)

ABOVE: Check out Jason's eye-popping animations here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's nuclear threat, another GOP rep bails, Melania gets moist for Canadian bacon and more ...

ABOVE: Summer's so close to ending you can see it coming.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's Proud Boys, the man with a deadly erection, why Stacey Abrams isn't running for POTUS and more ...

ABOVE: You know the expression, “Yeah, this ain't it?” This is it.

BELOW: Humping Day, Dems pile on Biden, Trudeau hits gay bar and more  ...

ABOVE: A Speedo of many colors.

BELOW: Epstein nabbed, RIP to a Disney Channel star, Buttigieg helps Hinge surge and more ...