(Image via TikTok @diegooforeo)

Fuck these anti-maskers. I would leave them alone, but if anyone — including a woman — spit on me, they're getting shoved or punched, point-blank. Viral video:

ABOVE: Tightie-whities forever!

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Daley's homemade junk-trunks, Trump's threat to abandon the U.S., Dianne Feinstein's decline-stein and more ...

ABOVE: If only it would work.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Canadian gay bashing, Trump's decision to ban TikTok, how the Trump Administration squandered our national reserve of ventilators and more ...

“Now let's go hit the glory hole!” (Image by Champion from Go Guys)

Canada's BC Centre for Disease Control has issued a number of recommendations related to having sex during the COVID-19 pandemic, and reading about them might make you horny.

First thing it gets right:

ABOVE: Go off, Rude Rainbow!

BELOW: Keep reading for a Michael Biehn update, the U.S. Surgeon General getting panicky about mask compliance (way late), tennis thighs, Funny Girl to Broadway, rebranding Pepe and more ...

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Guess they chose America over Trump! They know #TrumpHasNoCredibilty

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— Truth Matters (@TruthsOverTrump) July 5, 2020

ABOVE: Rome burns, Trump fiddles with Confederate flags.

BELOW: Keep reading for that anti-Trump book by Mary Trump, Prince Royce's diagnosis, some dudes who used to be cool, a Merv Griffin flashback and more ...

ABOVE: He remains my favorite visual trickster.

BELOW: Keep reading for quite a stretch, Eric Trump's hoax accusation, Biden on LGBTQ rights, where it's illegal to be gay and more ...

ABOVE: Cheeky clip!

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Bravolebrity, two more articles that explain why you shouldn't believe Tara Reade (or at least shouldn't feel guilty doubting her), a BearCity gang-up and more ...