ABOVE: Looking good. Let's hope tomorrow is as safe as it is momentous.

BELOW: Laptop Lady arrested, seditionist's mommy can't believe he did anything wrong, Trump's life is about to become a legal living hell and more ...

ABOVE: And this woman doubled down on it!

BELOW: Keep reading for the definition of treason (and of stupidity), Melania snubbing Jill, Biden snubbing the Keystone XL pipeline and more ...

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This is exactly how leaders in the U.S. should be framing unpopular COVID-19 precautions ...

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Fuck these anti-maskers. I would leave them alone, but if anyone — including a woman — spit on me, they're getting shoved or punched, point-blank. Viral video:

ABOVE: Tightie-whities forever!

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Daley's homemade junk-trunks, Trump's threat to abandon the U.S., Dianne Feinstein's decline-stein and more ...

ABOVE: If only it would work.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Canadian gay bashing, Trump's decision to ban TikTok, how the Trump Administration squandered our national reserve of ventilators and more ...

“Now let's go hit the glory hole!” (Image by Champion from Go Guys)

Canada's BC Centre for Disease Control has issued a number of recommendations related to having sex during the COVID-19 pandemic, and reading about them might make you horny.

First thing it gets right:

ABOVE: Go off, Rude Rainbow!

BELOW: Keep reading for a Michael Biehn update, the U.S. Surgeon General getting panicky about mask compliance (way late), tennis thighs, Funny Girl to Broadway, rebranding Pepe and more ...