ABOVE: Taron Egerton submits.

BELOW: Canadian politician bares all on Zoom, Scott Rudin sees everyone's point about him, Adam Yang continues to be ODD and more ...

ABOVE: A little joy.

BELOW: Chris Crocker's journey continues, with a $41,000 NFT sale; Colton Underwood's new reality series; Dean Martin's entire penis; why that Toronto gay serial killer took forever to catch; and more ...

ABOVE: It really should've been Adam and Steve (Henson).

BELOW: Keep reading for Nick Jonas's big ol' biceps, the GOP embracing Marjorie Taylor Greene, Kyle Rittenhouse on the loose and more ...

ABOVE: Looking good. Let's hope tomorrow is as safe as it is momentous.

BELOW: Laptop Lady arrested, seditionist's mommy can't believe he did anything wrong, Trump's life is about to become a legal living hell and more ...

ABOVE: And this woman doubled down on it!

BELOW: Keep reading for the definition of treason (and of stupidity), Melania snubbing Jill, Biden snubbing the Keystone XL pipeline and more ...

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This is exactly how leaders in the U.S. should be framing unpopular COVID-19 precautions ...

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Fuck these anti-maskers. I would leave them alone, but if anyone — including a woman — spit on me, they're getting shoved or punched, point-blank. Viral video:

ABOVE: Tightie-whities forever!

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Daley's homemade junk-trunks, Trump's threat to abandon the U.S., Dianne Feinstein's decline-stein and more ...