ABOVE: A peek of glory.

BELOW: Keep reading for a porn-star video, Cardi B's plastic-surgery disaster, Wanda Sykes on Roseanne and more ...

ABOVE: With his, er, legs, Steve claims he was tired at the end of a spin class. I'm skeptical.

BELOW:  Keep reading for Noah Centineo's muscle, Trump's hustle, a leather daddy, a staining Billboard sexual harassment scandal, a PrEP cautionary tale, a tribute to Joan Crawford and more ...

ABOVE: Wood morning!

BELOW: Keep reading for Armie dreaming, an X-rated Perry Mason glimpse, the only out footballer in Africa and more ...

ABOVE: Not Batts at all ...

BELOW: Keep reading for the tattooed man, Andy Cohen's baby, a new Trump investigation and more ...

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ABOVE: Because The Wizard of Oz is 80 this year.

BELOW: Gay Ukrainian soldier, new Madonna movie, Ross Mathews has an expensive-looking hot piece, Cardi B is fed up with Trump and more ...

Cardi B, our 2020 democratic nominee. pic.twitter.com/mW5SeJGQg2

— ‏ً (@hosthetic) September 29, 2018

 Say what you will about Cardi B — and I have — but she has her head screwed on right when it comes to (1) when to vote, (2) the importance of voting, and (3) for whom to vote.

And Michelle Obama for the assist!

ABOVE: Name a more iconic booty reveal than Steven Dehler's at that Marco Marco show — I'll wait!

BELOW: Keep reading for Nyle DiMarco, Troye Sivan, an Indian gay-rights hero, Cher performing ABBA and much, much more ...