ABOVE: Coitus spreads some Michael Oliver Love via this image.

BELOW: Keep reading for a spectacular Pride playlist, the worst council member in America, Mark Cuban and Carly Fiorina for Biden, why it's not okay to lust after gay Republicans and more ...

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In a shocker, Ted Cruz—after losing today's Indiana Republican primary, has dropped out of the race for president. (Carly Fiorina's veep run was historically short.) Will he try for convention mischief? Will John Kasich follow suit? No matter; Donald Trump is now the presumptive nominee.

On gay issues, it's great, in that Cruz is by far the more virulently, legitimately anti-gay candidate between himself and Trump. But Trump is an ill-informed, erratic blowhard, and he is now one step closer to being a major-party nominee.

(Image via New York Daily News)

Depressingly, Bernie Sanders scored a surprise win in Indiana—which is an open primary—and now gets to continue attacking Hillary Clinton as if she has been “anointed.” You know, those decades of public service don't really count when you're crowned. Ugh.

Now, even though Sanders won an open primary (so non-Democrats got to vote) and spent millions to win it, we get to endure him attacking Hillary Clinton all the way to the Democratic convention, where Hillary will be the nominee on the first vote.

From now until then, Hillary can't entirely shrug off her battle against Sanders, and will also be getting body-slammed by Donald Trump every single day. Like he did in his speech tonight, saying Hillary would be “a very poor president.” I wouldn't be surprised if his next attack is something like: Hillary's so terrible she can't even sew up the nomination like even IIIIII have!

Just let me know when she officially has the nomination and Sanders has thrown his support behind her, because I'll believe the latter when it happens.

Final thought: We need to focus on beating Trump, not beating up on inevitable nominee Hillary.

Carly Fiorina took a tumble off stage today while introducing @tedcruz at a rally. Ouch. pic.twitter.com/PmzkTTkTVo

— Mashable News (@MashableNews) May 2, 2016

Gotta love watching Carly Fiorina fall off a stage after introducing running mate Ted Cruz, as if disappearing through a trap door.

.@CarlyFiorina just sang from the stage after accepting offer to be @tedcruz's running mate: https://t.co/5HsAkKaqvp https://t.co/XBhn5IFBfz

— CBSN (@CBSNLive) April 27, 2016

 As a singer, she makes a great vice president. As a vice president, she makes a great punchline.

ABOVE: Don't miss the new ending-HIV PSA featuring the late Elizabeth Taylor, Neil Patrick Harris, Tituss Burgess, Nathan Lane & Daniel Franzese.

Ted Cruz seems set to announce Carly Fiorina as his running mate, if only to help her fail at yet another endeavor.

Rugby league player Karl Lawton 😳 pic.twitter.com/55uw8BJfK4

— Men of Rugby League (@RugbyLeagueMen) November 24, 2015

Karl Lawton is Wicked Gay Blog's Hot Jock of the Day, but 24 hours seems too short to take him all in.

Delightful The Flying Nun co-star Madeleine Sherwood dies @ 93. She was blacklisted in the '50s for her civil-rights activism.

#RIP Madeleine Sherwood, Mother Superior on The Flying Nun, who has passed away at age 93 https://t.co/Wclzxro6rA pic.twitter.com/TfsSFTu0J5

— MeTV (@MeTV) April 25, 2016

A North Dakota firm has refused to design a logo for a gay-friendly church, citing the distasteful request of ... a rainbow.

Keep reading to watch the full, new Absolutely Fabulous movie trailer, in which Kate Moss seems to die and Jon Hamm dies of shame ...

VIDEO: Carly Fiorina endorses Ted Cruz, calls him "the one man who can beat Donald Trump": https://t.co/CHCNdfrQ15https://t.co/QG0iSUSxoK

— NBC 6 South Florida (@nbc6) March 9, 2016

In spite of loathing him and saying he'd say anything to get elected, Carly Fiorina—hitting the panic button over Donald Trump—has frantically endorsed Ted Cruz!

Farewell to @CarlyFiorina. It turns out you can’t flat-out lie to the American people about Planned Parenthood. pic.twitter.com/13TxefxnV2

— Planned Parenthood (@PPact) February 10, 2016

Planned Parenthood says so long to Carly Fiorina, one of its fiercest foes, as she drops her prez bid.

Due to the above, Marco Rubio's big-money backers put their bucks on pause.

Long reads: “The Case for Hillary.” Also, the case against.

NH gay man loves Carly Fiorina, who congratulated him on his wedding.

Ryan Reynolds: “I may be sitting on this man's face at some point ...”

CHULO Underwear fashion event.

Rudy Giuliani decries Beyoncé's black-power salute during the halftime show. 

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