Above: Beautiful, pre-fame Madonna blows a spit bubble.

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Above: He's a wet dream.

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(Video still via The Céline Café)

The great Céline Dion made a surprise appearance/performance at OMNIA Nightclub in Las Vegas after her November 7 show. The evening raised  north of a million bucks for the Las Vegas Victims' Fund.

Watch her do her thing to a Steve Aoki-ed up version of “My Heart Will Go On” ...

You'll want to vote him onto your island. (Image via CBS)

OMG Blog: Survivor: Cambodia's Joe Anglim goes the full monty. (Work Unfriendly)

NPR: Gay couple's suit against anti-marriage equality loon Kim Davis? It's back on.

DListed: You'll never see Céline Dion the same way again after watching her answer her shoe.

 

@celinedion turned heads at her first #MetGala in cut-away #AtelierVersace leather and an origami-inspired headpiece. Director @gvsgvs Digital Art Installation @silasveta Music #audiosocket

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@Madonna and @itsjeremyscott wore @Moschino camouflage looks for the #metgala, but they still stood out. Director @gvsgvs Digital Art Installation @silasveta Music #audiosocket

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#metgala co-chair @katyperry stepped in to our Instagram booth in a @maisonmargiela look by John Galliano. Director @gvsgvs Producer @kelmcgee23 DP @toddbanhazl Digital Art Installation @silasveta Multimedia Producer @paulina_zakh Steadicam @yoshisteadiop 1st AC @rebecca.rajadnya Camera Red Weapon 8KS35 @reddigitalcinema Camera Lenses @abelcine Installation DJ @evahthaevah Editors @alvarocdc, @instaroth, @modern.post Music @maiahmanser

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Politico: Will the Republicans successfully repeal Obamacare? Is that what the Democrats secretly want?

Joe.My.God.: Marine Le Pen's niece swears gay marriage in France will be demolished if she wins. Thanks, gay Frenchmen who support her.

Kenneth in the (212): Germany's Angela Merkel providing the leadership on the Chechnya issue Trump — owned by Putin — is unable to.

Meanwhile, watch this video for more on how gay men are being slaughtered in Chechnya:

(Image via NBC)

Céline Dion has confessed in a new interview that her late husband René Angélil was the one and only man with whom she has ever been intimate.

All by herself indeed. 

I am not knocking her, but truly can't understand that. 

(Image via Michael Rozman/Warner Bros.)

You've GOTTA hear (and see!) Céline Dion rapping. Some vocalists can do anything.

Kentucky Gov. Bevin calls for actual, literal bloodshed if Clinton wins.

Here's the guy who would rather get fired than watch a video about how not to be terrible to LGBT people - https://t.co/lharfqeOaX

— Zack Ford (@ZackFord) September 12, 2016

Religious nutjob would rather be fired than watch mandatory LGBTQ diversity video.

NCAA pulls championship games from North Carolina over anti-LGBTQ law. Swoosh!

Viggo Mortensen (Movie still via New Line)

Full-frontal Viggo Mortensen. (Work Unfriendly, Unless You're A Medical Doctor)

Finding Prince Charming star's lawyer compares him to Tyler Clementi in take-down notice. (Work Unfriendly)

Was watching #FindingPrinceCharming but dropped out when the self-loathing gay on gay bashing started. #ick

— Alec Mapa (@AlecMapa) September 9, 2016

He told Matt Lauer he was still drunk when he made up parts of this gunpoint-robbery tale. (Video still via NBC)

Ryan Lochte says he “over-exaggerated” his Rio story, still clings to basic truth of it.

Cher stumps for Hillary, calls Trump “the worst person I've ever seen.”

 

Highlights from @cher speech on #fireisland for @hillaryclinton: "I fear what would happen in a Trump administration because I feel like he's the worst person I've ever seen." And: "I know gay men - they either love you or don't know you exist." #preach #imwithher #imwithCher #fip

A photo posted by richferraro (@richferraro) on Aug 20, 2016 at 6:46pm PDT

I KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE NOT HALF-BAD: Madonna's film career, revisited.

This is me, the Cheetos are you. (GIF via Orion)

Clintons urged to shut down controversial Clinton Foundation, avoid high-profile bash.

When Kim was in 1981's anti-gem Porky's (GIF via 20th Century Fox)

Flawless Kim Cattrall just turned 60, is probably having bendy, bendy sex somewhere.

Céline Dion knows how to make le freakin' entrance:

Live stream Celine Dion opening show at the Colosseum |Feb 23 |10:30pm (EST) on https://t.co/H6BbdstLJh @celinedion pic.twitter.com/IuxcwH147k

— Celine Dion Fans (@CelineDionGR) February 23, 2016

Céline Dion will be livestreaming her return to the Colosseum in Las Vegas tonight as a way for fans to feel connected to her in the weeks following the death of both her husband/manager, René Angélil, and her brother.